reigningprinceofithaca

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Uh oh. Now P.Diddy is gonna get u Telemachus… 😔

WHO??

[reigningprinceofithaca]

“AHHHHH MY SON !!!!”

(I’m so sorry this is a crack au 😭)

- @what-if-im-the-monster-irl

Father??

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Can I put pink bows in your hair? So that you'll be the first coquette prince:D

sure!

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Did you thank Beyoncé

who is beyonce? Whats that noise

[reigningprinceofithaca]

🌬️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

*he gets flinged to Ogygia. What have you done*

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Im going to gouge your eyes.

(ooc: im so sorry my friend told me to say this but it was an epic reference 😭)

NOOOOOOOOOO

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Ask for Mod:

Are you good with interacting with AU blogs or inaccurate ones?

I’m good with it!

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Would you let a tiny, possibly shark who can breathe on land be your bodyguard? ...I'm trying to make money but nobody wants to give me any =(

alright, why not!

[reigningprinceofithaca]

You're pretty cute for a twink<3

twink??.. thank you!

[reigningprinceofithaca]

🌬️💨💨💨🤾‍♂️🚗🚙🚐🚗🚗🚙🚙🚙🚐🛣️🛣️🛣️

wh.. what?

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Hello Telemachus i am not here for chaos but for chloroplast to be removed from my brain

I’m not… okay then!

[reigningprinceofithaca]

does your mother need a son-in-law?

What does this mean.

[reigningprinceofithaca]

are you trans

Possibly

[reigningprinceofithaca]

WAIT NO DON'T SOB??

*he proceeds to sob. even LOUDER*

[reigningprinceofithaca]

What’s it like being too much of a loser to be king? :3

I’m not a loser :((

[reigningprinceofithaca]

wait no don't cry

*sobs*

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Im kinda parasocial abt u ngl

i. what am i supposed to even say to this chat