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my friend please tell ao3 user Agib to update Crying / that universe thank you friend

i'm ngl this ask rubs me the wrong way for a couple of reasons--the idea that I would just tell someone to produce more work for free online, the way you came here to tell me to do so...hm....idk about this one bestie

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I know we’ve all thought it, but it must be so fucking weird to be a normal cop and have the BAU come to help you with a case.

Six supermodels wearing shades walk into your crime scene. They lift a severed limb from the floor and say something like ‘the unsub didn’t like going to kindergarden and he is addicted to paracetamol’. they walk out like ‘have your men canvas local warehouses used to store old stamps’. one of them calls a technical analyst and starts having phone sex.

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like and reblog if you save and will use

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just quick poll, who’s still around in the cm fandom dec. 2021

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Hey so I'm very inactive on here but I just wanted to say that if you choose not to believe a victim bc theyre speaking out against your uwu favorite white boy 🥺 who could have never done anything wrong 🥺 please leave, unfollow and evaluate your life choices

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I brought you a green tea. It won’t make you as jittery as coffee.

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oh, so now it’s a word? 🙄 (totally incorrect cm quotes #4)

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friendly reminder that if you are writing a cm fic that involves a mentally ill unsub or anyone else for that matter please put in more research then the network did at least. The show is already terrible at this we don’t need to make it worse

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didn't know it was "bully your subordinate for being a baby-faced twink" day

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Now look at this

Bc I cant stop rereading it and if you're looking for a good moreid fic you should too it has everything you could want, gorgeous writing, like just beautiful, as well as in character dialogue, perfect descriptions, beautiful moments and just. Literally everything

Its called your tongue between my teeth its by @swordofglory and im officially obsessed

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Would yall follow a girlboss ducks tiktok

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Im gonna reblog this bc km pretty sure this is one of my greatest works

CM Reboot Pitch

We open on a typical cm opening scene. A blonde woman is doing something dumb like running alone in the woods or smth while talking on the phone. blah blah blah she says talking to her sister tandi. we see a shadow behind a tree. our blonde mandi does not and gets stabbed. there is no more blah blah blah. there is screaming. then silence broken by tandi saying mandi over and over like that will help.

CM theme plays

we open on the cm office. Derek and Spencer are discussing gay shit. Good morning gays we have work to do says JJ as she walks past with no discernable direction holding empty files. Emily catches her and they kiss. Rossi exits his office and says to go to the round table room bitches we have work to do. Hey that's my line says JJ. Emily kisses her again to shut her up. Penelope is waiting for them is the round table room covered head to toe in rainbowa lil pride halo floats on top of her head. Emily walks up and kisses her. JJ watches in horror and promptly combusts. Hotch walks in with someone theyve never seen before. "good morning sluts please welcome our newest member Hank Green." he says.

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i don’t even like criminal minds that much anymore but i stay for the derek morgan content and yet you all let me down time and time again

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this was all whack actually even without dialogue