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Zelda reacts: pt 1
I woke up in the middle of the night with idea for a series of comics; basically the ending scene of BOTW, but Zelda reacts differently depending on which armour set Link is wearing. of course I had to start with the rubber set which is one of the funniest to me lmao
what armour should I do next??
>>> Part 2: Stealth
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Best irl among us game:
3yr: *whispers* imma shoot alien
3yr: *walks up to my brother and points finger gun at him* blam blam I shot him!!
Alien: omg! Report! Report!
In meeting:
Alien: its 3yr!!
Me: na I think it's you!
3yr: *still using finger gun* blam blam I shot him!!
Me: 3yr are you imposter?
3yr: YEA I GOT THE BAD GUY AND I SHOT HIM *shoots my bro again* blam blam
Alien: told you...
#among us#video games#3yr nonsense#family drama#among us game#among us gameplay#man i love 3 year olds#3 year olds say funny things
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This is techically piglin fam but without the fam and only with Techno reconnecting with piglin culture by messing up horribly. I had the idea that the piglins kept seeing him with the gapples and he thought they wanted some so he tried being nice and gift a bunch to the piglins in the bastion, ending up with the most akward situation untill they explained the apple thing to him.
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snake | @rosekillermicrofic | words: 215
“Go on then, snake,” Barty hissed, taking a step forward towards Snape. “Before I make you regret even looking at Evan.”
His eyes were wide, a slightly crazed tint to them. His teeth were bared, canines glinting dangerously. The rumple of his clothes and the wildness of his hair made Barty look like he might snap and go completely feral at any second.
Evan loved him.
“It’s not worth it love,” Evan whispered, placing a hand on Barty’s back.
Barty spun around sharply. “Not worth it? Ev, did you hear what he s-”
“I did. But he’s not worth the energy. Or the detention.”
“If they even caught me,” Barty grumbled. Evan ignored him. He already knew Barty wouldn’t be caught.
“C’mon.” He laid his hand on the warm skin on the back of Barty’s neck, wrapping his fingers around it ever so slightly. Reining him in.
“That’s right,” Snape called as they started walking away. “Be a good doggie and listen to your owner.”
Barty turned, lunging and snapping his teeth. A growl rumbled from deep within his throat, slipping past his clenched jaw.
Over the sound of Severus’s screams, Evan’s laughter could be heard echoing down the hall to those who walked past.
Snape resolutely avoided looking at Evan Rosier after that day.
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This is beautiful
James, smirking: excuse me, sir, what time do you have to be back in heaven?
Regulus:
Pandora: oh no
Evan: it was nice knowing you, Potter
Dorcas: Reg is going to tear him to shreds!
Barty: oh I can’t lose the show
Regulus:
Regulus: *giggles*
Everyone:
Barty, with horror: he broke him
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Hell yeah
modern! barty crouch jr
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