darby. aged 26. he/him. im obsessive and weird and i talk a lot. if youre trying to figure out what my deal is you can ask me pretty much anything i dont have boundaries. i only tag fandoms and personal posts. if you follow me and dont have a blog title i will assume youre a bot.
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
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i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am
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does anybody know if this moment in american history is precedented or not
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People who drive small cars in the US have balls of steel. (Here'a my car compared to the sort of pickups I see every day) (website is carsized.com)
The American method to car safety really is My Car is Bigger So It Wins The Crash.
And people drive these things like fucking maniacs. Every time I get behind the wheel I need to get into the headspace that literally everyone on the road is out to kill me. The lack of airbags combined with the fact everyone's driving fucking tanks at 60mph means I can kiss the world goodbye if I get into a wreck. If I disappear, assume I was plowed by Brad in his Ram 2500 while he was distracted stuffing a burger in his face.
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I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"
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I need a letterboxd for sports games. I need to be able to sum up my disappointment in a witty one sentence lyricism. I need to give games half a star
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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lonely castle in the mirror- mizuki tsujimura
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how to make the endless fear stop tutorial?? please? anyone?????
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people on the internet: you shouldn’t hate people for the kind of media they enjoy! stand up comedians should be able to make jokes about whatever they want and it’s not okay to wish harm on them for it!
james acaster:
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