darby. aged 26. he/him. im obsessive and weird and i talk a lot. if youre trying to figure out what my deal is you can ask me pretty much anything i dont have boundaries. i only tag fandoms and personal posts. if you follow me and dont have a blog title i will assume youre a bot.
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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house
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being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn't made to feel like a literal death sentence
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this post feels like it’s lost some of its original context because I remember reblogging it in 2012 when I didn’t have a smart phone and smart phone ownership was much lower in general. So being on tumblr on Christmas meant being physically at a computer and being visibly unsocial if not completely removed from any festivities. Now everyone’s on social media every day of the year. A true heritage post really
#i exclusively use tumblr on desktop so know if im reblogging shit i am firmly planted in my room.#i will keep the spirit alive.
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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
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penis unbelievable, penis inconceivable, the true form of the penis will never be perceivable
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A disturbing amount of people seem to unironically believe that abuse makes people better somehow. It's not just conservatives who think that either, even if they're the loudest about it.
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i hear keeping it bottled up inside is all the rage now
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So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy
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