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giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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It's not gay if you're both gay. It cancels out

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

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The average tumblr user’s attempt at smug condescension doesn’t even work because they’re so profoundly stupid and unaware of literally anything in the world

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the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and “we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you” can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I’d like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home “for my mushrooms and worms” and she was just like “okei” and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they’re breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks “so your worms… do they have a purpose or are they just… worms”. like sure I’ll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that’s your business

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😭😭😭 real

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hmm. the tale you're telling me is not unlike the legend of the penis,

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i do truly from the bottom of my heart believe sad teenagers should have the power to transform into anime wolves

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crazy how you can be hanging on by a thread for like four months. Or your entire life

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everyone is meeting me in the grotto

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inaction fans when they find out making no choice is a choice in and of itself

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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

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15?? More like 5.