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Adonis, from a poem titled “Unintended Worship,” featured in If Only the Sea Could Sleep
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CRYSTAL PALACE SURNAME-VON HOVERKRAFT
when the ground moves and the bird cries stop looking without and look within
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That never used B plot where Wendy and Stan go on a stealing spree is my new roman empire
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This pup is very suspicious of you. But also thinks you’re pretty cute.
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Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.
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i think one of my favourite parts of gravity falls is just. soos in general. a different show would probably have a character like that- y’know, a fat guy who’s in that early-20s age where nobody wants to acknowledge that nobody knows what they’re doing but they’re not a kid anymore so they’re no longer part of the “marketable demographic” for kids, i think a lot of other shows would make him the punching bag or the butt of jokes or portray him as weird or creepy or a failiure. but no, soos is genuinely a big part of the heart of the show. he’s allowed to be a bit of a dork, and have a non-standard path in life- it’s treated as part of the quirks that make him lovable! the twins think he’s super cool, he’s smart, funny, genuine, kind- and when he gets his own episode in soos and the real girl, his issues with talking to people are just treated as so much more HUMAN than i’m used to for characters in his demographic. it’s really sweet. and i’m glad they do that. i really like soos.
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Arthur: I'm tired
Merlin, who hasn't slept in 72 hours and has his fifteenth coffee intus: maybe you should go to bed
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