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every time I see someone post about preventative botox and face wrapping and mouth tape, I take a moment to emote to make sure I get my lines faster
I fought like hell to have the chance to get older
you're damn fucking RIGHT I'll be collecting the trophies that my fresh faced teenaged self never imagined earning
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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
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umg really is telling drake not to even bother getting up
they put the friendship in quotation marks...
how many times am i going to witness this man's funeral???
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umg really just said drake can't complain about being called a pedo when he asked to be called one.
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Absa is ascending to another realm while reading this
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Hassan Piker's orbiter streamer Denims claiming Ethan Klein's children won't have any bad memories from CPS being called against the Klein's as part of the escalating online harassment campaign because they are 3 and 5 and adults don't have memories made me realise that my (30 years old) earliest memories are from when I was 4 and one of them is my mum pulling me aside while we were vacation about how unhappy she is with me that i complained about the stairs at the attraction we wanted to visit, bc it made my grandpa turn back and that was probably the last time we could visit that place with him.
she was right, but Denims is not the person I wanted to learn through that one of my earliest memories is being told off by my mum and told that i will regret that moment for the rest of my life
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Okay, i might have to start shipping ShadowVanilla bc what do you mean right after i pulled Shadow Milk Cookie from the LIGHT COOKIE gatcha Pure Vanilla was immediately like "don't leave without me"
ShadowVanilla is real, the universe ordained it.
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i feel like i am witnessing one of those "the sky over a random parking lot" moments
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my cat will never appreciate just how much of my exercise comes from having to run to the store so I can still slip in 10 minutes before closing to get him food. (i am always out within 5minutes, i do this so often)
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atsushi's mind conjuring an image of Dazai when he feels lost
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2pm epiphany is that the culmination of the sskk fight in this arc should be Atsushi sacrificing himself for Akutagawa. This thesis is supported by three observations as following:
It can't always be only Akutagawa to do stuff (sacrificing himself for Atsushi, biting Atsushi, saying the “do we need any more” line twice etc. )
Every new sskk scene has been gayer than the last, so the next one will have to be even gayer than Akutagawa sacrificing himself for Atsuhsi
It's kinda hard to get any gayer than that / we're running out of options unless Atsushi sacrifices himself too
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i haven't even seen Wicked but the next time i have menstrual cramps i will be praying for whoever said this to get my pain times ten
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