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Sam: there's only one thing worse than dying
Sam: *rips off paper to reveal 'Jack' written above dying*
Dean: *gasps* Jack!
Sam: NO-
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Dean: if you have 12 apples and your girlfriend asks for 7. What do you have?
Sam tearing up: a girlfriend
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would love to see a universe where dean winchester meets lorelai gilmore.
Sam: Is dad here?
Dean: I don’t know, let’s see.
Dean: Dad! I’m taking off my jacket! Dad, I’m taking off my jacket and putting it on the floor! I’m putting it on the floor and walking away! Walking away and in three years I’m registering as a Democrat!
Dean: Nope. We’re good.
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Sam, agitated: Dean...
Dean, aiming a gun at a spider that is behind Sam: Move.
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Dean & Cas + text posts 💙 💚
A beautiful anon gifted me with my new blue and green check marks, I wanted to return the favor. Hope this makes you smile
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Sam: “So, what’s it like being married to Cas?”
Dean: “Once, I asked for a glass of water while he was pissed at me and he brought me a glass full of ice and said, ‘wait.’”
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Dean: you've got to learn to love yourself
Cas: but don't you hate yourself?
Dean: yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused
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Cas: has anyone ever told you that they love you?
Dean: do parents count?
Cas: yes
Dean: then no
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Dean: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Sam: Did Cas tell you he loves you and you didn't respond?
Dean: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-
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