The Falling Devil’s devoted husband
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*looks at my irls with my sad wet eyes*
babe you didn’t like every single thing i posted today are we okay
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sorry if i post too much, i don't have hoes like y'all to text
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*flirtatiously* i have no real connection to reality 😏
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im just not attracted to anyone or anything ever. until i am.
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I’m going to perform medical malpractice on you cuz I love you
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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring
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would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave
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*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive
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i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head
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I think it’s more of a Narcissus lake situation
"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Born to experience deep affection forced to master the art of letting go
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Humbling: You just realized you think the YouTuber you’re watching is hot because she has a lot in common with your high school situationship
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sometimes i think "well maybe i'm not actually depressed" and then i catch myself going about daily life feeling 85% certain that human existence is probably some sort of purgatorial punishment for sins committed by the soul in some vaster cosmic past life
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Yeah, I’ve been getting really into stopping when the thing I’m doing for fun is draining me and I’m not having a good time anymore
I’m not good at it yet but I’m gonna go pro one day dude
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