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I love the turn of phrase “the way she moves.”
Because it IS the way she moves! Like what the fuck, right? She’s not doing anything particularly sexy, so it must just be the way she’s… moving?
I love how well it demonstrates the absurdity
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Heartbreaking: You just came up with a banger post but a mutual could potentially get caught in the crossfire
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Also something about the stage of acceptance after this: “Ok, maybe I am in love with them,” spoken with all the gravity of someone watching a meteor approach Earth, because they KNOW.
There is no escaping the horror. They see only ruin down the road, but know just as well that they have no choice but to walk it. The current is too strong, they have to stop swimming against it. Chef’s kiss👌👌👌
the "i definitely do NOT have feelings for them in any way shape or form" while obviously crushing on them trope might be cliché to you. it's about being doomed from the start, the desperate denial of the starved self, the tragic inevitably of love to me tho
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The key to being a good yandere is leaning into the trope so hard it becomes obvious you know it’s a trope
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I feel like these two would have a lot to talk about after their respective adventures. Lotta similar themes here
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Hey, you’re really awesome and I’d love to keep seeing you, but I’m actually getting sealed away as an ancient evil tonight so maybe we should go our separate ways. Yeah no I’m not gonna be out for eons
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*struggling with a moral dilemma*
Me: I have to finish the Good Place
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It’s very cathartic
the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said
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Right now I’m doing some research on waltzes by watching people dance to them, and I have to say (with regards to gender)
While I do not condone the usage of idealized figures to police the behavior of vast swaths of people
I can kinda see what Big Gender was going for with the designs of those idealized figures
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I think it’s so funny when people try to ask AI models stuff about their creation process
I saw a post just now about someone asking one of those newfangled Facebook AI accounts how many people were involved in creating it and general info about its creators
Brother, you are trying to talk existentialism with the guy who knows two (2) things: Data and Prompts
Neither of which have much reason to include that information (and which might pose a teeeeeensy bit of a security risk if they did!)
I just imagine them trying to interview a toddler who’s pretending to be a spy about “what country he serves” and “what his mission is.” Of course he’s gonna give you answers that sound real, that’s the point of the charade! You’re not gonna go online and post a transcript of those interviews, saying “Hey guys, I just interrogated a spy and got some intel about a covert operation Russia’s trying to do,” are you?
…ARE YOU?!?!
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Terrifying news: I now recognize a straight flush enough to recognize one on a billboard in the wild
Gaming, bridging the generational gap once again
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Theyre calling it the best manga of all time folks
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Me, my autistic gf, and that bitch we both hate
I love a petty bitch who holds a grudge
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Literally just a chill guy
this is so funny to me, because my boy just barfed a whole ass 180 cm person and he keeps doing his cannibal acts like nothing. this is so denji. he's so ✨unbothered✨
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