reg-cann0t-swim

[reg-cann0t-swim]

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

[reg-cann0t-swim]

just saw a “only one bed” fic with the major character death warning

[reg-cann0t-swim]

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

[reg-cann0t-swim]

barty says he’s thirsty and without any hesitation evan just spits in his mouth

[reg-cann0t-swim]

oh what?? theres trans women who are preying on "vunerable transmascs" in the community? oh my god? is this real? what the fuck? whats her name? does she have a tumblr? do you have her number? does she like tboys with a weird grasp on gender? does she like pasta? is she free at 7?

[reg-cann0t-swim]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[reg-cann0t-swim]

shhhhh baby, keep those thighs open, i know its big, i made sure to buy you the nicest toy i could find. youre so wet pup i barely need to use any lube, look how deep you can take it! thats it, almost at the knot. now this parts gonna hurt just a liiiitle more, good doggies take knots. there! awh look at you squirm, and your tummy, look at that bulge, feels funny when i rub it though your stomach huh? good boy, now lets get your clothes back on, keep that knot in like a good boy while we’re out.

[reg-cann0t-swim]

being used like a toy while ur dom just repeats "good boy, such a good boy" over and over while they fuck into you harder and faster, holding you close and kissing all over your neck

READ MY DNI BEFORE YOU INTERACT

[reg-cann0t-swim]

james would go “this one is for you regulus” and miss

[reg-cann0t-swim]

wolfstar meeting au but its based on Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by chappell roan

wolfstar break up au but its based on good luck, babe! by chappell roan

[reg-cann0t-swim]

and why the hell am i not being aggressively fingerfucked into lucidity rn

[reg-cann0t-swim]

I read a fic about barty being a crust punk and it was the best thing in the whole world.

but the author deleted it.

someone throw barty crouch jr into a mosh pit. for the love of god please let that man be free

[reg-cann0t-swim]

Evan "terrified-of-needles" Rosier

[reg-cann0t-swim]

somebody back me up here pls

Regulus Black in Timothee Chalamet's red jumpsuit. Regulus Black in Timothee Chalamet's red jumpsuit. REGULUS BLACK IN TIMOTHEE CHALAMET'S RED JUMPSUIT.

If nobody hasn't written this yet, then I'm writing it and James is going to jump Regulus fucking bones.

[reg-cann0t-swim]

S(CREAMING) RN

(jk im ace but UGH)

Guys you have it all wrong, it’s REGULUS that has the antler hip tattoos that frame JAMES’ head when he’s on his knees in front of him.

[reg-cann0t-swim]

@messymoony JEGGY BUMPING COOCHIES ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reg-cann0t-swim]

I am Mercury, god of the four people killed in the shooting.

Oh. 😟

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username