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Coming onto this blog for the first time in years to say that Ben Stiller went on stage to present an award at the Oscars and they played the main theme from natm when he went on stage
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Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not
#lizzy#me when i needed everyone to tell me if they were going to my lizard's birthday party so that i'd have enough goodie bags
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my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part
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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system







Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

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Did a cybersecurity training today and it's a little hard to take things seriously when they have these names like smishing, vishing, quishing. "Good job, you caught the smish!" Be serious
I liked that they have the term spear phishing though. there should be more fishing-related cybersecurity terms I think. ice phishing. fly phishing. enough of these made up words. more fish
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I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.
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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...
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Sea angels effortlessly capture hearts with their fluttering wings and ethereal transparency.
Detailed underwater photos that show off their celestial features are actually closeups – sea angels are surprisingly tiny, often smaller than your thumbnail!
You can meet these tiny but mighty swimming snails and other captivating deep-sea animals on exhibit at the Into the Deep/En lo Profundo exhibit here at Monterey Bay Aquarium.
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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what
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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.
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remembering that time i met someone who attended high school in west bend, wisconsin and they told me how their school district works. to them it was completely normal while i was wondering if they were messing with me.
their schools are conjoined twins???
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On Saturday, Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.
The flag was hung from El Capitan near Horsetail Fall to protest the thousands of federal job cuts made by the Trump/Musk administration.
Statement by Yosemite NPS workers: “These losses, while deeply personal and impactful, may also be invisible to visitors and members of the public — we are shining a spotlight on them by putting a distress flag on El Capitan in view of Firefall. Think of it as your public lands on strike.”
Tracy Barbutes/Special to the SFChronicle

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