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[redwood-wil]

K-I-S-S-N—

close enough?

Out of the whole english language, this is one of the easiest words to spell.

[redwood-wil]

I ate the fish.

which- which fish?

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haha that anon has worse spellign thsn me.. right? right??

-tubbo :)

oh tobias

[redwood-wil]

Ur bald aren’t you? Little bald boy. Bald little president man. Sad little hairless cat. Baldi’s Basics but you failed math and he shaved off all your hair. Or should I say “hair” bc you probably only ever had one. Balding baby. Balder. Ur favorite game is BALDur’s gate. Three, baldurs gate three because you have triple the bald essence in ur little bald scalp. You walk into a room with windows and sun hitting just right and you blind everyone in the room because ur forehead is shining so brightly. Balloon head. Baldass balloon boy man boy girl boy man. You little baldie. You little lying shiny scalp man. I could park an aircraft carrier on your forehead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Lift up that hair. Show us that hairline. I know it’s a wig. Are you a coward? A bastard? A Baldard? We all know it’s a wig. You’re beautiful luscious brown curls are FAKE, FAKE as your JORDANS. The microplastics are getting into the waters every time you go look for ur wife in the river. BAAAAALD. Ain’t ur scalp itchy? Ain’t it itchy from wearing that wig all day? Does Eret provide you with moisturizer? Is it a friends with hairline benefits kind of deal? Or do you get the premium wigs? The fancy ones with the fucking I don’t fucking know the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the fucking the the the fucking fucking smooth net wig interior that doesn’t crustify your scalp. I hate you and every nonexistent hair on your fucking head will you marry me

Eye twitches in a state of PURE shock

[redwood-wil]

K-I-S-I-I-N—-

FUCK the English lessons didn’t work

I’ll come back soon

So close!!! You sound like Fundy when he was younger

[redwood-wil]

I think my back hurts because i slept similar to a caterpillar mid crawl

[redwood-wil]

do we have one of those in l’manburg?

yknow it may be a little embitious but like imagine... dragons! dragons flying around the nation! they can be like guard dogs, but breathing fire!

-tubbo :)

(this is a joke I typed imagine and I couldn't resist)

Tubbo, that is! Quite the idea! where are you going to get dragons?

[redwood-wil]

yknow it may be a little embitious but like imagine... dragons! dragons flying around the nation! they can be like guard dogs, but breathing fire!

-tubbo :)

(this is a joke I typed imagine and I couldn't resist)

Tubbo, that is! Quite the idea! where are you going to get dragons?

[redwood-wil]

Ere t and Wilbur sitting in a tree

K-I-S-I-S-N-I

— I can’t spell

Oh, that’s mature. Come back when you’re old enough to spell kid

[redwood-wil]

Where’s ur wife

Upstream

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FUCK YOU I'M PUTTING THREE CHICKENS IN YOUR BED!!!

– tom

NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN

[redwood-wil]

wil! I've been thinking of yknow making more constructinal projects hin lmanbrug!!! like the docks by nikis!

-tubbo :)

Oh, that sounds good! Just show me some more details, and i can approve it. Your ideas never disappoint, kid.

[redwood-wil]

My back hurts….

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THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION!!!

I'M GONNA PUT A CHICKEN IN YOUR BED TOO!!

– tom

PLEASE NO LAST TIME I COUGHED UP 10 FEATHERS

[redwood-wil]

Uhmm, sure?

hiii!! I’m ghostbur [probably should say that..]

Oh, hello ghostbur! It’s nice to meet you. Our names are kinda similar, you know?

[redwood-wil]

Sounds like Tommy, yeah.

willlll there was a bouquet addreserd to u :O

-tubbo :)

Oh, really? That’s new! Wonder who’s obsessed with me today.

[redwood-wil]

How mad would you be if I said I fell in mud earlier

– tom

TOMMMMMMYYYYY. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS