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white ppl can get by citing their pleasure and comfort as justification for their horrible actions but the rest of us have to excavate our souls nd and chop mountains of books in order to provide perfect answers for our *existence* and the right to live a dignified life. It's depraved! and personally I can't tolerate any of these "debates" as though they had any merit

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Americans making polls like:

“What’s the first thing you think of when you think of Iowa” girl nobody ever thinks about Iowa

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Went to see if limewire was still a thing and got shot 4 times with a gun

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i’m enough of a nerd to see when a weapon would be impractical but not enough of a nerd to give a shit

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I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

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When censoring information out of pictures, do NOT use the marker tool. Block it out with a full filled in square, or use a mosiac filter. Marker tools are not fully opaque and are slightly off from black, which makes it possible to alter the levels and reveal the information underneath.

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I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

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im fucking losing it dude

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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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girls when their favourite jacket is no longer seasonally weather appropriate to wear