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a daily reminder that: cats.

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my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?��� and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

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Khadgar: hey no ones seen medivh in a while what do you think he’s doing up there

Medivh:

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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(OP’s insta @ deep.space.garak, quality memes :3)

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BxxcFSrgZ_v/

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This is the cutest thing I’ll see today. 

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No one:

Cats when they love someone:

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hanakitty on ig

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ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee 

valid to eat frisbees

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“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

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i think actually the important lore we should take from HoTS is that we should bully anduin wrynn not for anything stupid he has done in warcraft but for him riding his horse in the douchiest way possible

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let’s look at the funk