redsparrow2117
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Take a left at the intersection of hilarious and wierd. They/Them 31 minors DNI
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redsparrow2117 · 4 days ago
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Big Annie, the Ogryn Sister of Battle
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- Annie, do you wish to help us fight? - Yes! Annie smash! Annie help! Canoness looked at the frowning ogryn with a softened, almost gentle expression. - Then you shall join us in the battle to come. You shall redeem the sin of your perversion of the human nature by purging the enemies of Mankind; and once we are finished, the Emperor will smile at you as He smiles at each of His loyal daughters. You are my sister from now on, Annie. Come.
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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It's been an unlucky week, in a really rough year. But remember; it's not luck that makes you a hero, it's what you do.
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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"depiction is not automatically glorification" can and should coexist with "some depiction is glorification and you need to be able to tell the difference"
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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whenever i, as a trans woman, mention my desire for fat tits, everyone always likes to mention the back pain. bitch i’ve already got back pain. i might as well look hot in my suffering.
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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brennan answering the question "what would make a dragon unfuckable to a monsterfucker?"
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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big hugs
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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taxes
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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I didn't go into this as much in my last post b/c it's tangential to the point I was making but it really is funny to me how fandom people are so much more insane with their hornyness than everyone else. Like before I got into fandom shit I thought I was a very horny person. One day I gave one of my friends who reads a lot of m/m (but is attracted to women) access to my NSFW Twitter and she said she had to unfollow because it was "boring". What do you mean boring??? How are fat titties and assess boring??? Would you get bored of watching the sunset? Bored of The Mona Lisa??? Bored of Beethoven's 5th????? What level of gooning are you people on!!!!!!
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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ily, menswear guy
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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"why we build the wall" from hadestown is really gonna trip up future media analysis students. they'll be like "ah a piece of media from the 2010s referencing building a wall to keep out the poor, clearly this is a reference to the president of the united states from 2016-2020", and then their professor will have to be like "actually the concept album for this musical came out in 2010"
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redsparrow2117 · 6 days ago
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Some of the original depictions of mothman describe him as headless, with two glowing red eyes on his torso. Butt I have a different theory…
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