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Hey bestie, I am, soooo willing to abide by the decisions of the ethics committee :3

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What if the Medusa was made out of snakes all the way down?

Like her cells were just small snakes envenomating each other to form a cellular matrix

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I heard the city of omelas has a position open in their civil service.

I hear it’s great there.

You should apply

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There are non-profits in the United States that work to save foxes from bad ownership scenarios as well as fur farming.

If you want to donate to something good and wholesome before the end of the year, you should consider donating to one of these organizations. I personally like Save A Fox. They're based out of Minnesota, with a second location in Florida, and this year was a huge year for them, with them saving 500 foxes from a fur farm and preventing the owner from ever entering the trade again -- and that's just the biggest thing they did this year! The above picture is from one of their videos. You can donate to them here! https://www.saveafox.org/donate

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One of my worst traits is that I get a little horny when I’m patted down for being trans doing that body scanner at the airport

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I love consumer robotics. I just spent 30 minutes using tweezers to remove hair from a robot vacuum because some dipshit engineer didn’t think to make that part easier to work with

I love my trans girlfriend. Every week I have to top up the girl fluid because some dipshit evolutionary process didn’t think to make that part easier to work with

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I am literally cute/accelerating my girlfriend and she refuses to admit it

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I've been learning German recently and I'm glad to be able to say "Meine Geschwister ist eine große Vriska" with only 3 days of duolingo without any idea of whether or not I said what I meant.

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What you probably don't understand about bat girls with gigantic boobs is that their aerodynamics are improved by the dynamics of the constant buffeting¹, if they wore bras or restrained them it'd be like playing golf with a perfectly smooth golfball ¹in technical literature this is referred to as a 'gainax shimmer' and generally confers reduced drag

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Cis men complaining about “the drop of testosterone levels in younger generations” is so fucking funny to me.

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The culture is a much better fictional setting to live in than Star Trek if you want to be a cyborg or not a human

They’ll just help you into the right body, heck I’m pretty sure your local Mind would love to help you design your fursona and make you into it because they’re bored as fuck

They’ll let you change your body to “transcend limits” in ways that Star Trek’s frankly increasingly fashy federation would never let you

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thing that somehow more than one queer person has said to me: yeah theres exactly 12 types of people because theres like 12 star-based time periods people can be born in. and youre the bitch type

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We don’t understand why people on tumblr puts entire posts into tags

Is it like muttering a response under your breath?

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I’ve been thinking about edgeplay lately

A cute girl cutting nice messages in my back

Make the next time I try to sleep an exercise in memorization as the words sear themselves into my brain directly

Do you think in that suggestive state, those words and messages would drill inside my brain and come to rest as imperatives?

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Reblog if you want another tranny to hate crime you in a bus restroom between St Louis and Chicago and call you good girl at the end