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When Jaskier first arrives at Kaer Morhen, he can't shake the feeling that Eskel looks oddly familiar. He racks his brain, trying to pinpoint where he might have seen the other witcher before, but no matter how hard he tries, the answer eludes him.

Meanwhile, Geralt watches the whole thing unfold with a simmering jealousy. His bard—his Jaskier—seems far too interested in Eskel for his liking, showering him with curious looks and endless attention.

What neither Jaskier nor Geralt realizes is that this connection runs deeper than either of them suspects. Years ago, as part of a contract, Eskel had served undercover as the governor for none other than Julian Pankratz. Julian's father, suspicious that his son might not be entirely human, had hired Eskel to investigate. Julian, of course, is Jaskier—but none of them have put the pieces together yet.

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tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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Modern AU:

After a harrowing encounter with a stalker, the once lively folk musician Jaskier has become trapped by agoraphobia, unable to leave his apartment for months.

In the midst of his confinement, Jaskier discovers a flicker of happiness in teaching piano to his young neighbor, Ciri. As their friendship grows, he finds himself wrestling with unexpected feelings for Ciri’s father, Geralt.

Geralt, a detective, has also developed a quiet affection for his daughter’s music teacher. In his spare time, he’s determined to catch the stalker who shattered Jaskier’s peace.

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Dracula Chan

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Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

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bang chan ♡ skz-talker go!

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sk8 the infinity: extra part → 🍵🌸

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New official art featuring Soukoku and Shin Soukoku!

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@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

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“We absolutely adore each other. Last night, for example, we were at the London premiere. And I was a bit tired. And I needed a break from all the...the chaos of everything. So I found a small room, and there was a piano in it. I just went and, to calm myself down. I try and just play some music. I played for about five minutes. Just playing away. And then I turn to my right, and Henry was just sitting there. He’d snuck in and was just listening.” - Joey Batey

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Somehow it feels like tumblr is accidentally the perfect social media site, because none of the things that I love about it make sense as features the way we use them. Tags are for organization, but we also use them to have our little thoughts in without raising them to the status of main text. The queue makes sense for keeping a steady stream of Content going if you're trying to Build a Social Media Presence, but really we use it just to bank posts we want to reblog without flooding everyone else's dash. You can't see how many followers anyone else has, which I just have to assume was an oversight because it flies in the face of everything about social media, and it's great because you can never quantify anyone's Influence so everyone's essentially on the same level. There's no way they planned for giffing to become such a Thing, because before tumblr, gifs were practically relics of the early internet days, a novelty, usually kind of tacky, and now they've become a sort of folk art form. You can reblog an entire conversation, not just a single post, so there's a whole genre of humor that exists here that can't really propagate like that on any other social platform. Honestly this website is just a little freak of nature that cannot possibly have been intended, and that's why no media company has been able to figure out what to do with it, because it makes no sense within the larger social media ecosystem. I love it.

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Somehow it feels like tumblr is accidentally the perfect social media site, because none of the things that I love about it make sense as features the way we use them. Tags are for organization, but we also use them to have our little thoughts in without raising them to the status of main text. The queue makes sense for keeping a steady stream of Content going if you're trying to Build a Social Media Presence, but really we use it just to bank posts we want to reblog without flooding everyone else's dash. You can't see how many followers anyone else has, which I just have to assume was an oversight because it flies in the face of everything about social media, and it's great because you can never quantify anyone's Influence so everyone's essentially on the same level. There's no way they planned for giffing to become such a Thing, because before tumblr, gifs were practically relics of the early internet days, a novelty, usually kind of tacky, and now they've become a sort of folk art form. You can reblog an entire conversation, not just a single post, so there's a whole genre of humor that exists here that can't really propagate like that on any other social platform. Honestly this website is just a little freak of nature that cannot possibly have been intended, and that's why no media company has been able to figure out what to do with it, because it makes no sense within the larger social media ecosystem. I love it.