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reddteaa · 4 months
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Eat the gun…vegan gun…you can put in your mouth, num nums, just like veggies.
Owning a gun is so vegan. Owning a gun is so vegan.
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reddteaa · 6 months
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reddteaa · 1 year
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What size knees you wear? I might have some spare
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reddteaa · 1 year
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How can coke put actual cocaine in their drink and still taste so mid?
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reddteaa · 1 year
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My favorite take on zombies is that it sates humans' desires to kill other people who have rabies
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reddteaa · 1 year
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"don't worry about it"
"Oh i worry about it, in fact it consumes me a little bit."
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reddteaa · 1 year
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"Ibuprophen is like MAGIC it'll kill your kidneys but it's MAGIC"
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reddteaa · 1 year
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"On a scale of catches fire immediately to catches fire immediately…. Am I joke to you?"
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reddteaa · 1 year
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"Then I growled, Grrr, I asserted dominance."
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reddteaa · 1 year
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"How am I supposed to give you a smooch when I'm on the ground dead?" "skill issue"
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