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um uh DRAGNETO COME BACK TO ME 🙏😭🙏😭😭🙏

i need her to be real and not just one of Charles’s fantasies please 😭😭

i need Magneto to dress in pretty dresses 😿😿 i will pay good money that i totally have 🙏😔

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I just know how aware he was of himself

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he’s about to tell you he threw up

🧍

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"There's so much more to you than you know. Not just pain and anger. There's good too, I felt it"

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they look like they're about to drop the sickest soundcloud rap

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@lenichque: crying charles please?🙏

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you know sometimes i do actually forget cherik isn’t canon….

like they’re supposed to be friends here?? 😭😭 what

just two great friends!!! 😁🤩 they’re as close as brothers even!! nothing more!! 😊

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i reeeaallly like to sketch my ships dancing 🥺 among other things..

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what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know

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THEM !!!

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for @enegoddammit

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oooooh people really think criston was upset specifically abt getting rejected by rhaenyra. they think he's upset she didn't want to run away with him. ah I see. so THATS why you all hate him so much! no friends I'm afraid he's upset because he assumed if she cared about him enough that to have him to break his oath and risk possible death she would have to be totally in love with him and unable to stop herself. instead he realised she was reckless with his life and deduced (right or wrong) from the incident that she didn't give a shit about him even as a friend. hope this helps.

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my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

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While You Were Sleeping (1995)

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as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin

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♣ Mitchell gifset per episode

↳3x05 ‘The Longest Day’ Part 2/?