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Saw something beautiful just now (nobody letting a Cybertruck merge)

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you know you could re-write the odyssey in gen Z slang and sell it online for real money, in fact you can do it for anything in the public domain, but you should especially do the odyssey so we can all have the pleasure of reading Odysseus's encounter with the Skibidiscylla

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Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

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i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

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stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

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(looks at the characters that resonate with me and notices the themes) what the hell, man

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Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.

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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

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saw this today

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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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love a “do you wanna go on a walk?” ass bitch

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can i go to your house on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday

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I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

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no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

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