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the fact that i’ve had mutuals on here for over like five and ten and even more years is actually wild like seeing each other grow up and change and start to heal and still be alive like. man look how far we’ve come. we did it guys

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Blood Meridian: Legends

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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

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sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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Old Yeller just parried the bullet

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Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest

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i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up