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I want to go donate blood, for horny reasons

Think about it

Not only I get kicks out of my vamp fetish, I'll also get praised, pet on my head and called good girl all the way through by all of medical stuff and my girfriends, half a globe will be smothering me with apriciation for giving away my precious blood to poor sick people

On top of all of that in my area you get package of snacks including chocolate and snack bards, and what is best, you also get a 100% payed day off for the day you come to give away blood

All of that for me sitting there all flustered and horny while I see my life juice is flowing out of me and I start to feel all weak and woozy

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I am incredibly easy to manipulate

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There have been a voting, my intestines voted against my existence

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You wanting to sneeze and then it not happening is you getting edged and denied by your own sinuses

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Selling your soul at financial institutions should be more entertaining

With opening the bank account you should receive pink Twink Tiefling for your home

You are about to sign papers and bank teller rolls in 5 cute pink puppy-eyed creatures that crave to be taken home and you get to choose one to be yours forever, so you can spoil it till the end of the world

Paperwork finished you go out of bank, and pack your newly acquired cutie onto back seat of your car, after couple minutes you two arrive at your place, you lead them to their own room and their cute cheeks turn even pinker seeing place prepared exclusively for them

Next couple weeks you spend bonding, they finally build courage to come and sit on your lap when you work or rest their head on your thighs while you two watch tv, you see their delight every time you pet them and how comfortable they are around you

And the best part, your little treasure can leave at any moment, and it is your task to make them want to stay, so you have to make them feel loved and happy, fill their day with little affections, make their life better

And they are so insecure about situation, beliving they are deadweight and that they don't deserve such treatment, but everytime it happens you pick them up, bring to your chest and tell them how much you love'em and that their vallue for you is not determined by their work, but by them being themselves, then you wipe their tears and bring them a small desert to cheer'em up

Your reward is their smile and love that you receive back, every laughter and every time they fall asleep curled up to you

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Having pollen allergy is technically having allergy for vegan bukake

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My belly is villain of today's storry :(

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I loved a brand of cheap caffine snack bars in office vending mashine, but sudenlly I started getting anxious due to caffine and now I am banned from having those :(((

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I am taken from my home to slave for gears of capitalism to turn to keep myself and my family alive, I end up yearning all day long for touch and affection that got left at home, only to feel too exausted to enjoy love when I go back at night

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No, it was placebo, physio :(

I've been suffering for a year with a bad knee, for last couple months it got so bad I needed to first walk with cane, then crutches, yesterday I ate 1kg of oranges, suddenly I get better, I simply had scurvy, I should get achivment for that

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I've been suffering for a year with a bad knee, for last couple months it got so bad I needed to first walk with cane, then crutches, yesterday I ate 1kg of oranges, suddenly I get better, I simply had scurvy, I should get achivment for that

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I put on too tight bloose to office and flashed everybody with my boobs by accident, my cover has been compromised

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Deadly race to promote pawn to queen is perfect representation of gender dysphoria diagnosis process

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I dunno why, but I have something for living in hole in the ground or hill. There is something mesmerizing about digging into soil and decorating it into cozy house for myself

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Absolutely not my thing

HEY SHEEPGIRLS

come here~💜

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Having relationship is amazing, you finally have someone, but you also finally get something you can loose

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System will try to invalidate and slow down you as much as possible

In countries without informed consent, you are forced to spend thosents and waste countless hours getting diagnosis in order to earn right for HRT, that saves your life

this sole process slowed down my transition by 3 years, and it wasn't because of me lacking money or time, visits themselves were so intimidating and shaming that I would drop out after couple of them and get depressed, that happened multiple times and it shouldn't, all of that happened while I had no support network and hoped that at least official diagnosis would give me validity in front of myself and my family

All of that is made-up process and it sets expectation to undermine your identity and deny you validity, instead of giving you support from beginning

being perceived as a trans woman is not where most of the meat of transmisogyny actually happens, hence why trans women experience it before coming out. like come on people this is really easy to understand it’s basic institutional oppression dynamics