A pansexual mess. Words can't describe how much of a mess, but it's large very large.
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My mum's face: Stepped on
sorry i cant stop watching this
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So much better
SOMEONE FINALLY BROKE VIC MICHAELIS
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Me: I'm Baaaaack
My Mutuals:
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New meta:
1. forget about tumblr and all posts for 3 years
2. Return to find a blog perfectly curated with things you find absolutely hilarious
3. Profit
#i tried to add the lotr gif of 'I have no memory of this place'#the gif search is trash#did this site ever change#I'm on mobile too lol#if you want funny#do it yourself
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the American senator was found at his desk lying facedown in a pool of blood. first responders reported that there was clutched in his hand a “very interesting—tantalizing, even” amber amulet
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stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you're hurting them stop it stops top stop it
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the American senator, pressed for comment on the matter, called on the nation to stare directly into the eye of his emerald amulet for 6 to 7 minutes
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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
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supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.
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listen…i’ll probably never get over how good brotherhood’s first opening was
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