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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

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the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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Poll: i’m curious as to how others dry clothes. In europe its very common to air dry clothes outside. Yet in the usa i hear dryers are most used yet the weather seems like it would do a good job and be better for environment.

How do you dry your washing/laundry?

Outside on a line (when weather allows)

On a airer/clothes horse inside

In a tumble dryer

Multiple of above

See results

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As we were recording this week's podcast, somehow the topic came up of cow tipping. Now honestly I had kind of decided such a thing was fake. That people don't tip cows. But my dad, who grew up in rural South Dakota, starts talking about it. He says that in SD, they would take their truck, and the trick was backing up quietly enough to a standing cow that it wouldn't move away. And then you just nudged the gas and knocked them over, which pissed them off. Wholesome fun i guess, if you grew up in the middle of nowhere.

He came to Wyoming for college, and he said that in Wyoming, they'd just go walk up to the cows and physically shove them. And what he remembers about this is thinking how stupid it was to push a cow, because they get mad, and apparently that's only funny if they can't then trample you.

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people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock

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This makes me so happy 

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Hard to get by when the world slaps you with this kind of shit. I'm so stressed and anxious and depressed and angry. And I have this little girl who is full of light and chaos so I just have to keep going somehow.

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you