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I frequently have stress dreams about my cats. Often similar to this where I can't find them and there are lots of cats that look like them, but sometimes they are all MY cats somehow and I have to protect them. Also trying to keep the cats in the car, for some reason, and both are always trying to escape.

I keep having dreams that I'm somewhere unfamiliar and can't find Adaine the cat. Last night there were many, many fluffy black cats that looked exactly like her. But I knew none of them were her!! And I tried to look for the little black spot she has on the roof of her mouth, but none of the cats would let me.

I woke up and found Adaine the cat IRL and gave her a ton of snuggles which she tolerated.

I didn't realize that getting a cat would unlock new, exciting stress dreams, lmfao.

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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Isn’t this that daft punk song

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Last timeloop I gave you my heart....

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Three different ways to open a tightly sealed jar by yourself/ without assistance

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Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.

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TIME OUT! I called time out!

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I'm certain that this was somehow the most efficient way to deal with this situation.

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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

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