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In todays Roulette experience I make a smart call only to realize the wording a tiny bit too late.

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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

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1 hit KO

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ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

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When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

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bad hedgehog

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y'know I'm not really a fan of late night talkshows. but I always find time to watch dear old John "I'd fuck that horse" Oliver

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@a-twinkleinthesky

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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creating a new OC. He's a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He's like the doctor house of kink because he's the only one in his field capable of getting results. He's massively overworked and he's been IP banned from the e621 forums.

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"careful old man," (condescending) "don't break a hip" (desperate to fuck the dilf within an inch of his life)

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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What was going through my mind the whole Spirit's Eve event:

(slammed this out quick, forgive the low quality colours!)

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref