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the humorous upside to Jason really doubling down on being the kind of Red Hood who is at best morally grey and makes a habit of chopping off heads and shooting anyone he doesn’t agree with is that he is 100% Batman’s obscenely scary dog. the second he puts that bat symbol on his chest it’s over, even if it’s a mockery or a message or whatever. Gotham’s underbelly shits their pants when they see Red Hood. and therefore, Batman — brutal as he is, but so much less lawless, in a way — is suddenly the nice cop in his own city. the city where he routinely cracks skulls, stalks targets in the shadows, and throws people off buildings to get information. Jason makes him the “easy” option in Gotham, and while I’m sure the whole Jason thing keeps Bruce up at night for other reasons, that must be so frustrating? here you have a little shithead upstart elbowing into YOUR city and breaking the rules and suddenly goons are being nice to you? or they’re acting out because they’re more scared of the “other guy.” only a father could love that kind of prodigal son without strangling him.

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perfectly preserved amber fossil of a fairy crossing her arms and pouting

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Jason Todd by Nikola Cizmesija

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May have to shelve the fanfiction I am writing... In my desperation to get it done, I have accidentally subjected myself to the conditions of the Russian Sleep Experiment.

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"Wait, humans have culture? Oh, sorry, no, I was just taken aback a bit. I don't mean to insult your species, you just all seem so constantly preoccupied with your warfare and mating rituals that it hadn't occurred to me that you would have time for the arts."

"Oh, no, we have plenty of art. Visual arts, sculpture, music, storytelling... And their combinations in all sorts of way. I actually play an instrument myself, and one of my favourite songs is based on an old folk tale. Would you like to hear it?"

"Absolutely! I was already astonished to only hear that human art exists at all, not to imagine that I could witness it!"

"Alright. So this is a song about a man who starts a war against his brother because they both want the same woman."

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Sound on

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REPHANIMATED WON THE COPYRIGHT BATTLE

BE FREE. WATCH TO YOUR HEART’S CONTENT

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i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

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Dick, walking into the room with a pen and paper: hey Jay real quick, if I die what do you wanna get in my will?

Jason, not looking up from his phone: xbox and those daggers Wonder Woman gave you a couple years back

Dick: got it

Tim:

Damian:

Tim: why are you writing a will

Damian: what do you mean ‘if’

Dick, to Tim: because I could die any day, I fight people for a hobby

Dick, to Damian: and because death apparently doesn’t always stick

Jason, still not looking up from his phone: also that hoodie of yours I like to steal. actually all your hoodies

Dick: sure

Tim: I feel like you should find this more disturbing

Jason: meh

Damian, thinking intently:

Damian: Todd, you have many league of assassins weapons. I would like those in the case that you die. permanently, that is.

Jason: I dont have a will

Jason:

Jason: should I have a will?

Tim:

Dick: you can share mine if you want littlewing?

Jason: sick, thanks. write down Damian gets my swords and Alfred gets my kitchen

Tim: neither of you know how wills work

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Talia and Tim must have the most awkward relationship ever and i bet Jason and Damian find it hysterical.

Bruce: of course you remember Jason and Damian, and this is Tim, the previous Robin before Damian took over.

Talia: yes. we’ve… met.

Bruce, sensing tension: ?

Jason, fully aware and grinning widely: do you call him step-daddy?

Tim: fucks sake Jason he just tried to make me his wife that one time, i was never actually WITH Ra’s.

Damian, amused: it is fascinating that for a short period my mother almost became my technical niece, though.

Talia: Damian.

Tim: i hate this family

Jason: really? because this is the first time i’ve ever been actively excited to be here

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plants love being polyploid its one of their favorite things to be

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Damian on patrol one night when he sees Red Hood and realises Jason followed him to Gotham and is absolutely going to be the most annoying older brother he can be despite refusing to reconcile with anyone else in the family and actively becoming a crime lord in the background