Main blog @awholehoststan. They/Them, He/Him & Fae/Faer, 22Reblogs with a rare side of edits. Warning, I barely ever tag while mindlessly scrolling so proceed at your own risk. I can also be found on @i-am-the-fortress (Tf2 shenanigans), @deltajones (my Descendants/POTC OC), and on @yo-ho-egos (my Pirate AU of Markiplier and Jacksepticeye egos). New sideblog!: @generalized-crowposting (all about The Crow)
and yeah that one panel redraw of shinji into john is from “all eyes on me by bo burnham transposed to his original voice” was my first homestuck art john’s cape isn’t even drawn accurately LOL
Clark Kent has been ordered to go write a story about the "Most Haunted Town in America" from the Daily Planet.
He broke a pretty big story on corrupt landlords, and Perry told him to go out of the city for a bit so that things can cool off.
He arrives at the town and immediately witnesses a Ghost Attack.
He also witnesses the local teenage hero prevent any civilian casualties or injuries, and only a little bit of property damage.
Clark is, honestly, super impressed.
There's just.
One little, tiny thing. It's bothering him,
The GIW.
There is no such thing as the Anti-Ecto Acts; Clark knows, he shot off a message to Bruce and Bruce confirmed it.
So instead of doing a fluff piece on Amity Park, Clark finds himself digging into a man called Vlad Masters, and what his connections are to the Mercenaries posing as government agents.
Because he's doing this whole thing as Clark Kent, he has to stay in his civilian persona.
This means that he's getting rescued by teen hero Phantom. Like, a lot.
Okay, Clark's not gonna lie. He's having fun.
This is fun.
~~~~~~
Danny, however, has never been so stressed in his entire life.
He's trying to save the nosy out-of-town reporter, who keeps getting attacked by Vlad's minions.
But every time he saves Mr. Kent, Mr. Kent congratulates him and like...grades him? Gives him pointers?
Danny doesn't know how to describe it, it feels like when his teachers are trying to teach him something after reading his assignment over his shoulder but he hasn't turned in the essay yet.
And Danny swears this guy is having fun.
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Vlad's had enough of this troublemaking reporter, and he's done sending out his minions to play.
Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:
Yes, it's an ableist slur.
Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.
Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.
There's a scammer in Ollie's city, and he's deadset on taking them down.
Fenton Security sells an unobtrusive, small box that is placed next to the front door.
They say that all the customer has to do is place their thumb on the box, let it read their thumbprint, and it's the same as arming or disarming any other security system with a number pad. There's no cameras, for people that value their privacy. The system just logs how many entered the home through hyper sensitive motions sensors that have been specifically designed to not go off on animals.
The reviews are super positive; people get phonecalls the absolute second someone breaks into their house, police are notified in a quick and efficient manner that even describes the number of criminals present.
But.
Oliver grabbed himself one of those devices. He pried it open.
The box is empty.
There's nothing inside of it, not even a spell. The factories are eerily empty; not even a single trace of rats. There's a few that are clearly just for show, but when there's not a tour doing it's rounds, the "workers" step back and relax either on their phones or reading.
So how the fuck is Fenton Security doing this?
Or; Danny found a way to put blob ghosts to use. They really like boxes, and are very "if I fits I sits.". They also, with training, can figure out how to use the phonelines to mimic phonecalls.
So he started selling boxes with blob ghosts in them as a security system. Most of the time the blobs aren't even in the box, they're wandering around the house, but they love their new homes and do their jobs very well.
Or so he thought.
Cuz now he's staring down an arrowhead being pointed in his face by an angry Green Arrow, demanding he admit he's a fraud.
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