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I'm useless now

Farewell!

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I can't believe the only 2 people to ever send me hate were a Taylor Swift blog and some weirdo who blocked me for making fun of them for sending me hate. Is it really even hate at that point

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Not me arguing with my dad over Timothée Chalamet

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Sending my dad unprompted pictures of male celebrities to annoy him warms my cold little heart

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I wonder which mutual my followers think I am. What's my brand here on this hellsite

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Kinda jealous of Light Yagami's time management skills ngl

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High school is actually kinda fun when you're not too angsty to talk to anyone or do anything, it turns out

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Apparently my fav Spanish song is about two people buying drugs and getting hit by a train? What

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It's so embarrassing being in Spanish class listening to everyone complain about having to conjugate verbs when you know good and well that you're about to go home and learn about irregular Korean verb usage for fun

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"Just friends" feels like a term coined by someone that has never not had friends

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One time in elementary school, I tripped and fell during gym class and the teacher was a condescending prick about it so instead of going to the nurse and getting an ice pack, I limped around outside for the rest of the hour to somehow prove that I wasn't being dramatic

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My family is refusing to learn French so I can go live my best life in Quebec >:(

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The Space Race was so stupid. Like yeah we got on the moon but what was the point? To have a photo shoot? Waste of taxpayer's dollars

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WHAT

I also used to have a sock hate phase, but that went away once I decided to commit to hating milk

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We're all out of ice cream, I can no longer thrive in this household

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I haven't actually felt hunger in years and idk if that's normal but at this point I just have to be like "this seems like a time when a normal person that gets hungry would eat" and I feel like an alien pretending to be human ngl

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Today my classmate flexed how many movies he's seen all hour