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Upon meeting a new tabaxi party member
Ranger: What’s new, Pussycat?
Bard: Hmm…you’ve inspired me. *pulls out lute*
DM: Roll performance
Bard: *nat 20*
DM: You proceed to play the song seven times, and no one gets tired of it
Bard: Can I throw in one “It’s not Unusual?”
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“Can my 10 ft pole have one of those grabby claws at the end?” - the rogue, with an excellent point
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Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time.
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