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fuck that little blond bitch it's MY day

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this is always happening to me

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t-shirt that says "don't talk to me until i've finished eating my morning bucket of nails" accompanied by the actual bucket of nails i keep under the counter so i can pull it out and start eating them if any of my customers look like they're getting ideas

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lee asked me why i never cried over neji. had to tell him that unfortunately i do not cry over men. if neji wanted my tears he should've come out when he had the chance

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DO NOT LET ME LOSE THIS

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if anyone asks i did not double dog dare sasuke to kill neji's stupid uncle. that did not happen. if he did that i wasn't involved. why would you even listen to him anyway

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you'd think the glasses-wearing dweeb selling me weapons-grade uranium out of the basement of his stupid orphanage would know better than to ask so many damn questions. like shut up and go back to factkinning your snakemom, loser

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like fuck offffff let me do what i wanttttttt

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i'm always saying this

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true!

anyway, to my beloved guy friends: if your wife didn't come home last night, don't worry! she's at my place, she'll be back by tonight

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u know what maybe i should be nicer to sasuke. we have a lot in common. we both like sharp objects, we're both trying to ruin the same marriage...

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#why theFUCK does thisnonly have 18 notes

i've been told i'd have more followers if there wasn't a concern i'd bang their wives

lee keeps asking me about my dating life and idk how to tell him that i almost exclusively fuck married women. not bc i'm ashamed, bc he knows their husbands personally and might feel awkward about it. and i am a good friend.

so instead i just ask him if he'd like to know how a kunai can be used in new and interesting ways, and usually he leaves me alone once he figures out where i'm going with that.

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me every time anyone enters my shop. like it's a weapons store i'm just showing off my product. grow up

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lee came into my shop today to ask me if i slept with his wife so i think he knows now

i told him i couldn't do that even if i wanted to bc he's not married and never has been, and he said the fact that i didn't immediately say i would never have sex with his wife - who, again, does not exist - is testing the limits of our friendship

well i don't like being yelled at for things i didn't do so. ms. lee's wife, if you're out there, which you aren't, hmu

lee keeps asking me about my dating life and idk how to tell him that i almost exclusively fuck married women. not bc i'm ashamed, bc he knows their husbands personally and might feel awkward about it. and i am a good friend.

so instead i just ask him if he'd like to know how a kunai can be used in new and interesting ways, and usually he leaves me alone once he figures out where i'm going with that.

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lee keeps asking me about my dating life and idk how to tell him that i almost exclusively fuck married women. not bc i'm ashamed, bc he knows their husbands personally and might feel awkward about it. and i am a good friend.

so instead i just ask him if he'd like to know how a kunai can be used in new and interesting ways, and usually he leaves me alone once he figures out where i'm going with that.

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did someone say weapons

Nobody likes my bioweapons😑

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everyone's always so mad when their family techniques get stolen. personally i don't care. i steal weapons from battlefields, you steal eyes from corpses. basically the same thing