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“Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along. No, don’t sing along.”

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Me in jail: so are you guys familiar with the Cell Block Tango

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me: time for bed

me, laying in the dark 10 minutes later: holy shit i want to eat a whole baguette

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Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

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no more discourse. only mr. marble.

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marvel characters who are false advertising

ant-man: he can be ANY SIZE not just ant-sized

cyclops: this fucker has TWO eyes not just one

winter soldier: he is there all year round

wolverine: doesn’t wear a wolverine fursuit. you’d think he was a furry but no he isn’t

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Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

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THE MOST PURE!!!

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I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

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PICK YOUR FIGHTER: disaster sisters edition

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Endgame spoilers:

they have been avenged

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season 1: two people have been MURDERED.

season 2: lmao everyone has bad days just put the body on that pile over there & chill

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a bunny wearing bunny ears