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my new book YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE is out now. it has 45 short stories, including some of my favourites from the last four years of INFINITE GOSSIP, and unreleased ones. it has sick cover art from rory blank. when i asked him to draw a nasty little guy eating leaves by a river he said "that's very much the kind of thing i draw to begin with, lol". and that's why it pops. the ebook is also out now if you prefer to read on da computer

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this is my sistine chapel

got a table at the other worlds zine fair this weekend if anyone has a grievance with me they'd like to address in person. selling first copies of my new book + exactly 15 prints of the horse & the rider

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i have made a beautiful and informative zine about the wonderful "conch shell"

got a table at the other worlds zine fair this weekend if anyone has a grievance with me they'd like to address in person. selling first copies of my new book + exactly 15 prints of the horse & the rider

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my laptop and phone are best friends. even if they didn't know me they would have found each other

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every crew has the one homie who always gets whipped cream on the tip of his nose when you go out for milkshakes!

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not how you spell "joaquin phoenix".. maybe stick to music

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got a table at the other worlds zine fair this weekend if anyone has a grievance with me they'd like to address in person. selling first copies of my new book + exactly 15 prints of the horse & the rider

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i'll have a stall at the other worlds zine fair in sydney on august 2, selling some early copies of my new book of short stories, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, plus some very limited copies of THE HORSE & THE RIDER in book form

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I fucken hated that family in the Jurassic world movie. They should have been the first thing on the editing room floor.

sorry but this is just the wrongest fucking take. wrong. i'm not kidding. bullshit fucking movie that would have been 80% better if it had been ONLY the family. it should have started on their boat getting wrecked and then just followed them fighting through the jungle to escape. no dumb ass mercs no mcguffin heart disease blood nonsense. please lock in

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TRICK SHOT. it's up right now on INFINITE GOSSIP

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i have seen and reviewed 28 years later (2025)

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a lot of tintins are non sequential. but if you skip the one where he meets captain haddock and go straight to one where he already knows captain haddock... get ready to get your hair blown back

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i have watched and reviewed jurassic world: rebirth (2025)

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me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier

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i have a story in the new SICK LEAVE PARTY REPORT (#3) -- 'the end of the party' -- please buy a copy. you don't need to have read the first two

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a lot of twins will tell you they wish they'd never divided into two organisms and that they were 11 feet tall with ultra intelligence. but some things you can't take back.

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my trusted accomplices have assured me that my invisibility potion works perfectly, and that they are smirking with delight at my ingenuity