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Limerick Template

There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE] Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE] When [EVENT] would occur It would cause [HIM OR HER] To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]

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Dracula Limerick: September 7

Van Helsing is shy to discuss How Lucy’s neck pinpricks are sus And Arthur, the stud He donates his blood Let’s hope that her type’s AB+

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there's this claim I've encountered a bunch that no words exist rhyming with "month" yet that claim undermines it's been rhymed with n times making this instance the n+1th

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really good limericks

a limerick is a humorous five-line poem that follows an AABBA rhyme scheme in anapestic trimeter. this blog is collecting some Really Good Limericks :)

submission guidelines:

no bigotry or harassment of any kind

if you did not write the limerick you are submitting, please properly credit the author!

your poem must follow the rules of a limerick!

submit your masterpiece here

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i met a guy when i was down who told me to lose the frown he said, "i'm billy joel and i'm on patrol for a girl who can take me uptown"