reallyfunnynamehere
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reallyfunnynamehere · 3 days ago
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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle
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reallyfunnynamehere · 3 days ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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reallyfunnynamehere · 3 days ago
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*day after october, the weary pumpkin gives a great sigh before collapsing physcially and emotionally from the sheer psychological strain*
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Harley & Ivy
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reallyfunnynamehere · 3 days ago
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unrelated but “like butt and ass” has stuck with me. what way to describe something
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reallyfunnynamehere · 3 days ago
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Kindness is not flirting.
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reallyfunnynamehere · 6 days ago
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Poorly drawn Sandshrew line [redo]
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reallyfunnynamehere · 6 days ago
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Really hate how “mommy and daddy issues” just a jab at the child and not the parent
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reallyfunnynamehere · 6 days ago
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I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.
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ghost type-tober 11-20 :)
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reallyfunnynamehere · 6 days ago
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The Minotaur of Cretes
posted a month ago on my Patreon, original text by @pigswithwings can be found here 💗 I started this one last December and then couldn’t touch it for many months until finally it just kind of happened. it means a lot to me to this day 💗
✅ you are welcome to: crop the images for banners/pfps (with credit); create voice overs w/o AI
❌ you may not: repost to other platforms w/o permission; create voice overs with AI; create NFTs
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reallyfunnynamehere · 6 days ago
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reallyfunnynamehere · 6 days ago
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hey reminder btw bc I'm already starting to see this I know we're all emotional and all
but do not discuss legally actionable things on tumblr
not " in minecraft" , not via slang, not Just Joking, not at all
absolutely plan what you're gonna plan but either (ideally) don't do it online or , if you must, use MUCH more secure means
something something summary line, just practice basic internet safety . in minecraft.
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reallyfunnynamehere · 6 days ago
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A normal campaign but if you make ANY references to modern media and it's caught, you take 2d8 flat damage
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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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