27yo butch, hk expat, devoted to all femmes and most sharks
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i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier
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i hope a major terrorism event hjappens in the next 5 years that makes all superhero films totally unviable. like a guy dressed in a leotard calls himself "the dc marvel" and flies a boeing into the white house
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some of my very favorite tweets from local prophet jorgeous
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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
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I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself
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sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE
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