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Can you grab some milk while you’re out?

I got fired.

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I love when it happens to me, you're just being weird abt it honestly.

You know what? You’re probably right. I’m probably just being dramatic about it.

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Does anyone else hate when this happens or is it just me

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Yeah, I *am* a bitch 😎

Glad to finally see some self awareness in my inbox.

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​ii thiink ii 2hud chrii2tiian marry herobriine two a22ert domiinance

Don’t really care about what you just said but if you need suggestions for beverages at your wedding, I’ve got just the thing for you.

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Start a tumblr

Awful idea, I would never do that.

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Can I please give you 20 dollars for you to start an only fans please?

You seem really desperate.

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Start a onlyfans

Back in my day, you would take a woman out to dinner before you asked her to get undressed. Something something chivalry is dead.

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Maybe if you take a micronap you can ask the monkeys paw something? I dont have 20$. I dont have 20 of anything

Honestly I feel like I should be giving you $20 now. Broke ass bitch.

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whats ur paypal ill give u 20

What’s the magic word?

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Only fans when?

If you ask me really nicely and say please I’ll do it. Also you have to give me $20.

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When you gonna get pregnant ;)

You sound like my parents.

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Are you mad at me? :/

I don’t even know who you are but yes. 100%. Definitely. So mad right now you wouldn’t even know.

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he was a troll i never got to meet big on longwinded insults

I’m confessing all my secrets tonight but I don’t even like big long winded insults. It’s probably just too boring if I tell everyone I hope they get run over.

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When are you going to become a vtuber?

When I get fired and desperate for money. So probably next month.

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you remind me of karkat sometimes

I don’t know who that is.

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So now that you're back- what would you ask of the monkeys paw and how would you phrase it?

Probably nothing, wouldn’t ask it anything. Do you like that answer? I bet you don’t. I bet you wanted me to think about it for a really long time. Y’know, I don’t really hate people personally for sending me asks. Sure I hate getting them and the people who send them, but it’s not personal. But I think you’re the one person to change that. I really hate you specifically and your stupid questions. I fucking despise you. I’ll quit this job if you keep sending questions. I literally cannot stand you. You piss me off so bad. Have you ever considered that I might not be the only one? Do you think your family hates you, perhaps your friends, maybe even your coworkers? I bet whenever you leave they let out a sigh of relief because they don’t have to see your stupid little face anymore and your annoying voice that asks shit like “if you could ask the monkeys paw-”. I would say nothing personal but this is absolutely personal. You made my day worse. You and your stupid question. I hope something really bad happens to you. Manifesting that actually 🙏 Actually can I change my answer. I want the monkeys paw to give me $20. I’d ask it to do that. I’d even say please. I would do anything for a crisp $20. There isn’t a lot that I wouldn’t do for a crisp $20.