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Dumbest Internet Searches pt.1

My boyfriend hasn’t gotten his period???

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I mean it would be a lie to say that I don’t

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

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Just Spitballing Here

Ok...bear with me here. Is it possible that aliens have not been discovered yet because they do not want to be found? Think of it this way. With our planets’ current population of approximately 7.6 billion, we have many problems ranging from political tensions, resource shortages, disease, violence and much more that I can’t think of at the moment. Over the past 3,400 years, there have only been 268 years of peace among our species. (seriously google it) Considering this also keep in mind that we are still quite a young civilization considering that the universe is about 13.772 billion years old.

Now here comes the fun part of thinking! If we are so young as a civilization and have only recently achieved the most basic aspects of space travel and exploration, who is to say another civilization similar to our own has not already achieved space travel before we have. It seems not only ridiculous but also impossible for the universe to be so incredibly large but also devoid of any other intelligent life. However, I believe that because we are such a young and underdeveloped species, any other intelligent civilization would have no desire to interact with us. I think that’s smart. There are extreme risks to interacting with another lifeform from another planet. Diseases and bacteria present on our planet could be potentially lethal to an organism from another planet and vice versa. Another planet could have entirely different conditions which could lead to an entirely different molecular composition. 

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I’m not sorry

I like to talk, I like to type, and I procrastinate. Also, I have a shitty old laptop and an internet connection. Therefore, I will endlessly spam this website with nuggets from my brain until I get bored of it or run out of things to say. The latter of which will happen NEVER. So enjoy!

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Rouse????

If the plural of mouse is mice... is the singular of rice...rouse?

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When

When did the punchline to every joke suddenly become “me”?

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Ughhhhhhh

Can’t it just be socially acceptable to randomly walk away from a conversation when it gets boring/ when I get hungry/ distracted by someone’s pet

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Me after I graduate from college

Friend: So do you wanna go hang out today?

Me: *sighs* Sorry dude I just have so much homework to do

Friend: We graduated 6 years ago.

Me: I meant work. I have to finish this report or my boss will kill me.

Friend: You don't have a job.

Me: Honestly I just don't want to put on pants today IS THAT SO WRONG