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Big Mood

When your school ignores music accomplishments because it has nothing to do with sports.

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Just reblogging this to show that even this conservative page agrees with overthrowing capitalism

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"I'm great at syncopation," I tell myself even though I whole heartedly know I'm supposed to be playing on the downbeats

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-#XG

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Music Fact #3

Tubas are only good to keep a beat, if they can even do that much.

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No matter how old or young you are, how many long or short years you've been playing, how good or mediocre you can play, or if someone compliments or makes derogatory comments at your playing, you are still a musician! If you play, you're a musician, and that's all that matters.

I am a musician.

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Band Jokes

What does the director use to call someone? A saxo-phone.

How does a fisherman catch fish? With a clari-net.

Who is loud and doesn't know what they're doing? Trump-ets.

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Someone: you are the best musician ever

Me: here's 100 reasons why you're wrong

Someone: you suck

Me: I am offended as I try very hard. I don't need this from you.

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I was just on a ca.pus tour, didn't like it much, and I feel like this is a sign.

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Just to help with some examples of tubas sounding good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMl0kxzf4YU

Yes, euphoniums are in it too but the tuba solo for the win!!!

Heyo,it's the girl who cried over tuba discrimination in music books. I talked about this issue to my friends,and all of them said they HATED the tuba. They even made edits of tubas crying along with comments like "ew why do tubas exist lol" (I can send them to you but they're absolutely heart-breaking). This is disgusting. Can you,as a tuba player,give me some legitimate reasons as to why the tuba is a great and valid instrument? I have a point to prove. Thank you.

that sounds VERY extreme, are you sure they weren’t joking

anyways:

1. tuba can be a (admittedly unconventional) solo instrument, and sounds pretty good when it is

2. they’re important to balancing out the sound of an ensemble 

3. can be used as weapons in a pinch

4. yeah

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Tis rigged. I want a re-election, and then a re-re-election when I don’t win the re-election, and so on and so forth.

Hold Up

I’m pretty sure I was the leader of the band??? Why is there an election for a president of bandlr and I’m not even on it??????? The system is corrupt! Help me friends, we shall not let those few dictate who our president is! Show them who is boss: ME!!!!!!!!

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Hold Up

I’m pretty sure I was the leader of the band??? Why is there an election for a president of bandlr and I’m not even on it??????? The system is corrupt! Help me friends, we shall not let those few dictate who our president is! Show them who is boss: ME!!!!!!!!

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My follower base is bigger than it has ever been so I’m gonna ask everyone now, out of sheer desperation and heartbreak, to help my friends family. All the info you could possibly want is in the link, every cent helps.

http://www.gofundme.com/micheleturvey

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Senpai Trump, How big is your button? -Your Loving Citizen

My button is huge, probably the hugest button you will EVER see. You think you’ve seen big buttons? You haven’t seen mine yet. I love my fans, they make me feel cool.

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I’ll join in on this!!!

what should i do when i hit 4,000 followers

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I want this anon to face me, the coward

I love your icon

and you dont like mine????? - realdonaldtrumpet

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I MEANT TO SAY I THOUGHT YOU SAID “I ALSO REALLY LIKE CHOKING...” AND I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

Oboe/alto sax girl here, I also really like cooking and baking things, video games, and am pretty chill with just about anything.

i thought you said

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