real-life-england
real-life-england
fancy a cuppa?
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i used to own youmortal enemy is @kianf1shnot really england, gimmick blogmaking my way into the gimmickverseany pronouns, y'all can call me Freddie!!I DO NOT speak French (lying)
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real-life-england · 7 days ago
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you know what, why don't we make inbox trick or treating a year round thing
i want to get an ask in febuary asking for some candy and you fucking bet that i'll give them some
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real-life-england · 8 days ago
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(via A Nazi gets punched in the face. : r/pics)
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real-life-england · 15 days ago
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reminder to everyone near where ice raids are happening:
you DO NOT know any undocumented immigrants. if you do, no you don’t. if you see someone from the police department/ice at the food city prying into people’s papers, stick up for them. if you are an undocumented immigrant, get a good solid hiding place and have a runaway bag prepared. everyone be safe and NEVER TRUST LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!! no matter your citizenship, don’t let cops stick their noses where they don’t belong and keep others safe. if you live in a border state like I do this applies tenfold. keep each other safe and don’t let anyone get taken that doesn’t have to.
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real-life-england · 17 days ago
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real-life-england · 17 days ago
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100% sure that whenever Trump dies, that day will become a Tumblr holiday, and there will be posts that circulate annually with crab rave GIFs in the reblogs as far as the eye can see
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real-life-england · 17 days ago
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thank you, you can have one thing from the museum, take ur pick
guys I need a cup of tea like RIGHT NOW
@india-official I DEMAND CHAI (pretty pretty please?? 👀👀)
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real-life-england · 17 days ago
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guys I need a cup of tea like RIGHT NOW
@india-official I DEMAND CHAI (pretty pretty please?? 👀👀)
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real-life-england · 1 month ago
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Duo why is France not real? I’m knew here
its a conspiracy theory by big tesco to sell more bendy bread
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real-life-england · 1 month ago
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anon hate
Witty response
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real-life-england · 1 month ago
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Doing the notes thing cuz I need to get shit done
10 notes : I will drink more water
25 notes : I will try to eat more
50 notes : I will try to study more
75 notes : I will work on my novel idea
100 notes : I will have a consistent study routine
150 notes : I will clean my drawers
200 notes : I will tell my frnds about the mental problems I'm facing
300 notes : I will work towards bettering myself
500 notes : I will try to be happy and get rid of the toxic shit
1000 notes : I will post a marauders ff on ao3
1500 notes: I will have a skincare routine (I rlly don't have one idk why 😭)
2000 notes : I will come out to a friend
2500 notes : I will get rid of the stuff I harm myself with
No rules tag as many ppl as u want
@roseus-eli @sspadfoot @hotteststar @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @potterheads-cuneumformate @allonsy-moony @dazzling-witch @moonandstarshangoutinbars @nyx-taylors-version @wishiwereheather13 @wishiknew224
Green - Completed
Orange - Working on it
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real-life-england · 1 month ago
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any vehicle can be an offroad vehicle if you just don’t give a flying fuck
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real-life-england · 2 months ago
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Hello dear!
Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...
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Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!
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real-life-england · 2 months ago
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Write anything in Ellipsus.
The internet’s a little dystopian right now, and writers (rightfully) have concerns about how their writing might be monitored, scraped, or censored by the tools they use.
That’s why we’ve clarified our privacy policy and terms of service—so you know exactly where we stand on privacy, creative freedom, and writer-first (and pro-transformative works ❤️) policies.
Nothing’s materially changed, but the language is clearer. Here’s the short version:
Your data is yours. We won’t access it, sell it, or misuse it. Ever.
Write what you want. We’re a writing tool, not a gatekeeper. We don’t host, don’t police, and we strongly believe in creative freedom.
You’ll always be in the loop. If anything big changes or we need to adapt to better safeguard and serve our writers, you’ll hear from us first.
We want Ellipsus to be a safe, confident home for your work—no matter what you’re writing.
Want to hear about the latest updates as they happen? Join our Discord to follow announcements and share your feedback.
- the Ellipsus Team XO
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real-life-england · 2 months ago
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hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off
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real-life-england · 2 months ago
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being a writer is wild
like there are some days where all the words click into place and the sentences flow like silk and then there are other days where your plot is undergoing radioactive decay and you're about to punch through your laptop screen in frustration
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real-life-england · 2 months ago
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Well it's a bit late, but here are the 2024 Tumblr memes as per usual
We have to kill this guy
Ever since I was a little girl
Tumblr Live's beautiful death
Car hammer explosion
Walrus or Fairy
Oobh I got Planty off time
Tumblr Brackets again (hot vintage poll, 60s/70s/90s/2000s music tourney)
Boop war
Friendpilled Visitmaxxer
I don't know/I'm bald
King Charles Portrait
The White Pharoah
Hey Girl, I mean They
Dashconiversary
Trump got shot
Cloudstrike
I guess we're making factory
Mikus of the world
Moo Deng
Making my bf as a cookie
Za/um break up
Boop War 2
The Healthcare CEO Assassination
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real-life-england · 2 months ago
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Nintendo DSi
The Nintendo DSi is able to connect to an online store similar to the Wii Shop Channel,called the DSi Shop. Users will be able to download DSiWare games and applications to the internal memory or the SD card of the user’s DSi system. The DSi will be released in Japan on November 1
Long wait for Australia to get this product zZzZzZ
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