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Numbuh 84:So the villain found every negative email we’ve ever written about Numbuh 86 and if we don’t deliver the candy they'll be automatically sent out.

83: What emails are you talking about?

84: "Numbuh 86's favorite songs: Picture To Burn by Taylor Swift, Creep by Radio Head." You remember that one,Numbuh 13?

84: "There is no way she hasn't strangled at least one male operative- Numbuh 85"

84: "She eats her yogurt like she's punishing it for disappointing her - Numbuh 363"

83: That's not that bad actually.

84: "P.S We should kill her."

83:Harvey!

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Chad, about his son joining the KND:... Look, Numbuh 362, I know you probably have a lot of things to say--

Rachel: Should you bring it up, or should I?

Chad: Look, I didn’t choose for him to do this! It was his choice and--

Rachel: Hypocrite.

Chad: Fuck you!

Rachel: I thought “child soldiers” were wrong?

Chad: They are--!

Rachel: Looks to me like you let your-- how old is he? 10 year old son? Put on a valley village t-shirt and some jeans from Hot Topic to go fight adult tyranny.

Chad: This is different, he wanted to--!

Rachel: So how much training did you give him before you let him out there? Because it looks like you just told him you were Numbuh 274 and that he was weawy stwong and gave him a S.C.A.M.P.P.

Chad: Oh my god, McKenzie, I knew you were going to be like this!

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Numbuh 488: I don’t wanna get political, but... what are politics? I’m, like, 10.

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Numbuh 388: How does it feel being the most replaceable sector in all of Kids Next Door history?

Newly Recommissioned (Adult!)Sector Z:... Yeah shoulda seen that one coming.

Numbuh 388: Did Father just keep you guys around until you were too old to fit on Epstein’s plane?

Numbuh 21, setting a hand on her shoulder: Whoa, Daisy, maybe chill--

Numbuh 388: You will take your hand off of me or you will not get it back, Numbuh 21.

Numbuh 21: *Retracts hand*

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Numbuh 25: All right, gang! Let’s go techno-mimetic!

Sector V:.....

Numbuh 25:... Let’s... use... technology to... mimic--?

Numbuh 488: Why you gotta talk like that?

Numbuh 25: You’re right. Nanobots, please!

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Lizzie: Numbuh 362! Don’t tell me you’re wearing THAT tacky dress to meet the Galactic Kids Next Door Supreme Leader! I wouldn’t be caught dead in that!

Claire, under her breath: You’d have to be dead 6 months just to fit into it.

Nigel and Rachel: Young lady!

Rest of Nigel’s Sector V: *Muffled giggles*

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Chad, holding his 6-year-old son’s hands: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Tim, limp as a noodle, under his breath: F**k you.

Chad: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!

Tim: Eat s**t.

Chad: If you’re happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it! If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Tim: Dumb f**k.

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4: I got my flu shot

3: Nice! I got mine a few weeks ago.

4: Now I can finally get bitten by all the bats I want!

3: No, that is rabies, that is not what—

4: I'll be able to roll and play in the poison ivy without a care in the world!

5: Why would you do that even IF the shot did—

4: No more slathering on sunscreen. No more rushing for antivenom after a snakebite. And now I can stop wasting time boiling dirty water before drinking it!

2:

3:

5:

1: You know what, sure, go for it.

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Daisy, arms crossed: Fish fear me and everyone in this room desires me carnally.

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Wally: They’re like furbies. Sometimes, if you put ‘em up next to each other, they’ll talk.

Wally and Kuki: *Holding Tank and Daisy up next to each other*

Daisy:.... *low growling*

Wally: Oop, she doesn’t like that!

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Alien Crone 1: *About Numbuh 1* You’re the girl he loves!

Numbuh 362, thinking about Lizzie: No I’m not.

Numbuh 1 in disguise, visibly sweating:....

Alien Crone 2: She’s lying!

Numbuh 362, more solemn: Numbuh 1 does not, and has never loved me. I’m not lying.

Numbuh 1: *Glancing between Rachel and the Aliens, growing more concerned*

Alien Overlord, scanning 362: Confirmed. The lifeform is not lying.

Numbuh 1, visibly in pain: Numbuh 362--?

Alien Crone 2: Impossible! This is a trick! My information is correct! You are the girl who loves Number 1!

Numbuh 362, eyes tearing up: Yes I am! I’ve never denied it! But who ever said he loved me back?! He’s Numbuh 1! And if you think he’s anything that small or ordinary, you haven’t the first idea what you’re dealing with!

Alien Crone 1: Your majesty, I assure you! She is the perfect bait! When this girl is in danger, Number 1 will always come!

Numbuh 362: Oh, you are a MORON! No he won’t! No he isn’t! Of course he isn’t! Well, go on! Scan the ship, then! Big bald head, sunglasses, ridiculous rocket shoes, he’s impossible to miss!

Numbuh 1, panicked: Rachel--!

Numbuh 362: Go on!

Numbuh 1, getting close enough to touch her: Rachel!

Numbuh 362: Scan the whole parsec! He’s not! Here! Zero knows where he is right now, but I promise you, he’s doing whatever the hell he wants in the Galactic Kids Next Door and not giving a damn about me! And I’m just fine with that!

Numbuh 1, grabbing her arm, eyebrows pinching in concern: Rachel?

Numbuh 362: When you love Numbuh 1, it’s like loving the stars themselves! You don’t expect a sunset to admire you back! And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you--

Numbuh 362, crying, her heart breaking: He is not stupid enough! Or sentimental enough! And certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me!

Numbuh 362, breathing heavily, crying: *Slowly turns to the hand on her arm, finding Numbuh 1 in disguise on the other end of it*

Numbuh 1, shooting her a small affectionate smile: Hello, supreme leader, sir.

Numbuh 362, slowly registering:.... Oh you are so losing that wig.

Numbuh 1: Oh, bald head remind you of the sunset?

Numbuh 362: Don’t you dare--!

Numbuh 1, sly teasing grin: I’ll have to check with the stars themselves.

Numbuh 362, red cheeks: Oh shut up! I-I was just k-keeping them talking!

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Numbuh 2:What’s Wally short for?

Numbuh 4:Because not everybody looks the same! And stop talkin’ about me like I’m not in the cruddy room!

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Jelly Wally.

My favorite thing about this is that "Stay away from her, fly boy!" is a direct quote from Operation Caked Four lol

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Even growing taller won’t protect you from her affections, Wally. Silly goose.

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Numbuh 1:We should investigate this haunted castle in a graveyard right next to the old abandoned factory that used to make small coffins.

Numbuh 5:We’re not even waiting for the bad guys to find us anymore,are we?

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Numbuh 5, at the brink of losing her patience: Are... you coming?

Numbuh 2: Pfft, no, but I’m breathing fast!

Numbuh 2, at 5′s retreating back: Get it?!

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Wally: We’re NEVER gonna finish all this paperwork!

Abbie: Well we COULD if SOMEBODY would help!

Hoagie: Are you addressing me? Because...

Hoagie, as he gestures to his stacked collection of boxes and files: Your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS.