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you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)

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‘no one is coming to save you’ okay fine I agree but can I even get a hug at least
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an artisan antique
a rare artifact
i thought it was a scarf
but it was a bib
instead
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“how do you write again after a long break?” you just start. that’s the horror of it. you just. start. and then the story opens its eyes.
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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
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Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.
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hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.
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