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Someone’s probably already done this but idc

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Well.

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I enjoy the holidays because you can’t just cancel them during the vows and then keep the gifts!!!!

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Fucked up, indeed, Bruce Wayne!

Found out today that Shrek was not meant to be a relatable character??

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This article is saying that he was meant to be an unlikable antihero as satire to the typical fairy tail formula!

Which makes sense, I guess, but nuance or not, he is the most relatable character I have ever seen!

Found out today that Shrek was not meant to be a relatable character??

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Found out today that Shrek was not meant to be a relatable character??

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Hear me out: you need to love yourself. Take yourself on dates, make yourself feel loved, write down what you like about yourself, make sure you look after your body and mind.

And if you can't love yourself, just try to be friendly to yourself. Treat yourself like a stray dog. Give it water, food, shelter, comfy blankets, reassure it here and there when they're afraid, and nurture the relationship. When you have become good friends, invite it to come live with you and start to build something bigger. You're not on this earth to hate the only person that will stay along the way.

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pink is the universal color for hot bitches and if u don’t agree um I don’t care

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pink is the universal color for hot bitches and if u don’t agree um I don’t care

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I have never worn pink. Am I not allowed in the hot bitches club?

pink is the universal color for hot bitches and if u don’t agree um I don’t care

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Wait, Batman tackle her to the ground and get a little grin, but I can’t say ‘you’re welcome’ without getting tazed?

I’m gonna blow up this double standard.

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Frankly I think someone in charge took the opportunity to make a joke.

An adjective’s gender has to match the noun it describes (Peña Dura means hard sentence), but I believe someone took advantage of the abstract noun ( Peña Duro is not grammatically correct, so its literal translation is ‘rock hard’).

Like a teenager writing graffiti on the wall. Except the wall is a monastery you turned into an island prison for your political enemies, and you are a dictator and not a teenager.

“It’s Peña Dura, Bane.” No it isn’t! Leave my genderfluid childhood prison alone!

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“It’s Peña Dura, Bane.” No it isn’t! Leave my genderfluid childhood prison alone!

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Maybe I just want stickers.

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I deserve one of those ‘Not as big of a jerk as you could have been’ stickers.

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Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

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