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I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you sing

I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat

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One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

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theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

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/r/curatedtumblr is probably the funniest subreddit in existence because exposing centre-left redditors to tumblr posts that say things like "working for raytheon is bad actually" leads to comments that really do convince you the median voter is unequivocally both stupid and evil on a spiritual level.

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Smh

But like as good a system it is it’s taught a lot of people to read all subtext and theme literally and devoid of context and it’s making them stupid I’m sorry but it is

Honestly ao3 ruined reading comprehension for a lot of people with the tags

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Honestly ao3 ruined reading comprehension for a lot of people with the tags

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i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

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Charli FBI but it’s pronounced phoebe

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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

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bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time