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Don't make the mistake of being so understanding and forgiving that you overlook the fact that you're being disrespected.
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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
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The dichotomy of sex and emotions is something ive yet to understand to divorce
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ahh drink some pisskey
Penis decanter
[ link on amazon... ]
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