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sunset is gonna be at 4:30 today? that's cool. have you considered the consequences?
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i got bottom surgery to use all my sex toys
back during my slut eras whenever i'd get a new partner i'd take them to the sex shop and buy them a toy to play with which would mostly get left at my place since i live alone and that's where most of my sex happened. now, most of my previous partners had pussies, so most of my toys are pussy toys, which weren't that useful when we'd break up as i had a dick. but now i have a pussy with which to play with all the pussy toys, and i am in heaven
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back during my slut eras whenever i'd get a new partner i'd take them to the sex shop and buy them a toy to play with which would mostly get left at my place since i live alone and that's where most of my sex happened. now, most of my previous partners had pussies, so most of my toys are pussy toys, which weren't that useful when we'd break up as i had a dick. but now i have a pussy with which to play with all the pussy toys, and i am in heaven
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btw if you're wondering what @idlegamebot does, the whole game is just periodically checking to see how your champion does and random stuff like this happens
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this is my new discord bot! it is replacing @koboldbot as my main bot as it is not limited to only 100 servers since it doesn't need any privileged intents. the most popular things about @koboldbot were the idlegame and yaoi/yuri commands, so this can just do them! also, if you already had an idlegame character on @koboldbot, then the same champion will carry over to @idlegamebot
This is the idlegame bot!
(invite link)
General Info:
bot created by @rawro
pfp and header by @nicole-alt-delete
Simply a bot to play a very easy to play game
The bot can either be installed onto a server or onto your individual account, allowing you to play anywhere!
How to play:
Begin the game by doing /idlegame (champion name)
Once at least 45 minutes have passed, you can do /idlecheck and you can see what happened to your champion! A new thing happens every 45 minutes.
Up to 6 events can happen to your champion ever idlecheck, or 4.5 hours of in real life time
Sometimes you gain gold! Sometimes you lose gold! Sometimes champions die! Everything is purely random!
If you want to see how your champion stacks up against other champions, do /idleleaders and you can see how much gold the richest and poorest champions have and how many adventures the most adventured champion has been on. This is whatever is current, if the most adventured champion dies, it then goes down to the next one
If you wish to rename your champion, you can do so at any time by doing /idlerename (new name) and the name will be updated immediately
Bonus: if you do /yaoi, /yuri, or /celibacy, then it will add one to a counter that goes across every server and will show what the current count is at. Let's see which will get more love!
Bonus Bonus: you can do /roll (expression) and get the dice rolls back! The expression format for this is the normal dice notation such as 3d4 or 2d20. You can also mix and match dice and add modifiers so for example you can do 2d10-1d4+4 and get the result!
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so this is my new bot, it works in dms if you install it as an app onto your account, and it can now roll dice! I think that's pretty cool. the invite link is in the pinned
I have added the /roll command to the bot! You can do the command and do notation like 2d10+2d12+5 and get the results! It will return what you rolled, the rolls of the dice in order of appearance on the notation, and the final result including all of the dice. Enjoy!
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(seeing an old friend) "oh my god i haven't seen you since The Incident!"
gonna start referring to my bottom surgery as "the incident"
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"started taking a lot more nudes after the incident"
gonna start referring to my bottom surgery as "the incident"
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"peeing has just been so different since The Incident"
gonna start referring to my bottom surgery as "the incident"
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"they took away my penis in the incident"
gonna start referring to my bottom surgery as "the incident"
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gonna start referring to my bottom surgery as "the incident"
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oh... i love you too🥺🥺🥺
what are the other kobolds up to tonight?
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but my yips are so squeaky, i'm worried they'll laugh
what are the other kobolds up to tonight?
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they have everything i want....
what are the other kobolds up to tonight?
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marvel is still popular? i thought they finished it off when the snap happened
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