Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
what was up with deacon in fallout 4. yall remember that little freak. isnt like 90% of his backstory up for debate because half the things he says about his past contradict each other? wasteland male grindset
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
tim: "go hang a salami" backward is "I'm a lasagna hog" and that pleases me damian: how did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to realize this? tim: any time you're awake after 2am you fall into another dimension where the gods who never existed bestow upon you forbidden knowledge jason: dude wtf damian: the only thing that concerns me more than your questions are your answers
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want
120K notes
·
View notes
Text
i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
179K notes
·
View notes
Photo

Me telling my family that it isnt’t even cold yet and we dont need the heating on.
112 notes
·
View notes
Text
80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing
78K notes
·
View notes
Text
Fuck the cancer I could've killed Shaun myself by pulling out some black pepper
no one has used any seasonings in 200 years. That man's piperine tolerance is in the negatives
989 notes
·
View notes
Text
i cant tell if ppl are following me for my meme reblogs or because of my programming shit lol
0 notes
Text
Here’s another fnv shitpost. I love making these lmao.
451 notes
·
View notes
Video
199K notes
·
View notes
Video
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
asked my brother if he'd seen goncharov (1973) and he looked at me and grabbed this beanie that hes had for 2 years that ive seen but never read the tag on it and

turns out he and his friends got matching beanies and made lore a full TWO YEARS ago
117K notes
·
View notes
Text
there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
184K notes
·
View notes