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why is the blood meta so boring. AB and O being the top tier picks is lame. add C type blood and it gives you a tail or some shit idk

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how do i justify this being the hardest i've laughed at anything in the last month, or the hardest i've laughed at video game dialogue, maybe ever

this was in response to someone saying "they can't stop you from throwing stuff. no-one can stop you from throwing stuff" and every time i remember it i am incapacitated with laughter my stomach hurts rn from laughing so much

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waking up today and i was gonna post something along the lines of "i know this is a basic ass take, etc. etc." but then i was struck with an acute, vivid memory of this specific xkcd comic

replaying the portal 2 co-op levels and yeah i wanna call gladOS mommy now

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she blade on my dark till i whale oil

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yea fuck it might as well finally play cruelty squad this year

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ao mungus, dragon of the sus sea

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the reaction my brother gave me when i was yapping about a WIP of mine and said something along the lines of "...yeah so due to the fact that they're descendant from an avian species, she technically doesn't have teeth, it's just 2 solid pieces." tells me i'm doing my job right

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then again i could also just add this to the long list of original games i'll make when i actually get the time. sitting in a refurbished tank that's just barely letting you scrape past the edge of an apocalypse gives so many opportunities for interest combat and horror mechanics. i might come back to this honestly, just for funzies

i know it's a pipe dream but i NEED Deep Snow Delivery to get an unreasonably in depth vr cockpit so that i can put on heartaches by the number—and other new vegas tunes but whatever—and just cruise in a desolate snowy wasteland, listening to the howling winds and the thrum of machinery. all whilst pining over the radiotrician and the mechanic (who i assume exists).

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i know it's a pipe dream but i NEED Deep Snow Delivery to get an unreasonably in depth vr cockpit so that i can put on heartaches by the number—and other new vegas tunes but whatever—and just cruise in a desolate snowy wasteland, listening to the howling winds and the thrum of machinery. all whilst pining over the radiotrician and the mechanic (who i assume exists)

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you, you get it

go play fathomless gears. it's a dieselpunk mech fishing game with cosmic horror. it has a grid based character/NPC building system which i've never seen before. the mental stat is called marbles. you can become one with the depths. what's not to love

go play fathomless gears it's so good

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go play fathomless gears. it's a dieselpunk mech fishing game with cosmic horror. it has a grid based character/NPC building system which i've never seen before. the mental stat is called marbles. you can become one with the depths. what's not to love

go play fathomless gears it's so good

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she brew on my something til i malicious. send post

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i once again return with a HORUS Terminal COMP/CON theme chat message review; whoever came up with the "A Manticore, a Balor and a Lich walk into a bar. All order a beer, but the Lich orders two. The barkeeper asks "Why two?" The Lich says "I'm gonna walk through this door in a few seconds and I'll really need a drink by then."" joke, you are a fucking genius that shit is also hilarious

mad props to whoever added "LMAO" in brainfuck to the list of 2 billion random messages that can show up on the HORUS Terminal theme for COMP/CON, that shit's hilarious

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in the catacooms, straight 'bricked up", and by bricked up, well, haha lets just say,,. Montresor My Dear Friend Where Are You Help Me-

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Detroit: Become Michigan. is this anything?

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i feel like you should be able to en passant jinx someone (i.e. if you say the exact same thing just after someone else says it, you can still get 'em)

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just thought of another game that is wholly impractical to make rn: vr martial arts game, but the gimmick is that there's full body tracking. and it's also sci-fi or fantasy. or both, probably both if i were to make it. wanna deck someone in the face? well you gotta do the motion yourself, and hope an irl wall isn't in the way. wanna cast a legally distinct hadouken? again, do the motions, like rumble vr.

naturally the market for this would be kinda rich martial artists who are also into tech, aka mostly furries.

actually now that i think about it i might actually be onto something here. maybe in like 5-10 years from now this'll get made and i can start a long and doomed-to-fail court case about getting royalty checks.