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jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019

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Dorian

Does anyone else want to make Throne of Glass jokes whenever they hear people talking about hurricane Dorian?.....and then feel terrible for wanting to make jokes about something so tragic 🤦‍♀️

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I am so here for this!!!

The one (1) time when Bella convinced Emmett to go to a rave, and under the impression they couldn’t get high, took multiple (219) substances from multiple strangers. The above photos were taken hours before the drugs Hit and they disappeared for 3 weeks. Finally, Esme recieved a call from South Dakota, where the Chaos Twins had successfully franchised a string of Waffle Houses. Carlisle’s internal scream lasted an entire year.

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Do...? Do vampires enjoy bubble gum? They won’t have to regurgitate it like normal human food. Does it taste different to them? Can they enjoy one of their favorite human life snacks safely this way?

Does Rosalie intentionally smack her gum when someone’s on a stupid rant?

Does Alice blow perfectly spherical bubbles on her pitcher’s mound?

Does Edward pop a piece of trident after eating a mountain lion so he won’t taste like licking pennies when Bella smooches him?

How many times has Emmett gotten gum in his hair from chewing 16 hubba bubba watermelon cubes and blowing a bubble bigger than his head?

Thanks to this post for the inspo

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Thongs

When wearing a thong, you toe the line between a comfortable, and uncomfortable wedgie...

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hello everyone!!

Do you guys know any good fics that deal with Ladybug and Chat dealing with shipper fans, for example, people writing fics about them or cosplayers talking to them or them being asked about fandom, something like that? -

I’ll love you forever!

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Mood

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I wish I was this talented with make-up!

Art by IG: @laurajenkinson Instagram: @artwoonz

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We all saw lot`s of “100 Years of Beauty” videos but they all have seemed to show beauty standards in a very stereotypical and pop-culture way, so Karolina Zebrowska wanted to do a more historically accurate one.

As she was doing some research, she became more and more aware that beautiful faces and fashion we see on the photos, ads and fashion plates are just an idealistic version of reality. So here’s to reality.

Watch: Beauty Through The Decades The Realistic Way

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Drunk Throne of Glass Review

I AM SCREAMING YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THIS. This is the same girl who did that “if the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” video and she’s doing a drunk book review for Throne of Glass. Highlights include:

“I usually read Young Adult. Anything with kissing and slaughter.”

“She has been forced to serve out this prison sentence for doing tomfoolery… you know, killing bitches and… stealing shit”

“Not a trace of melanin in sight”

“In my head she was banging” 

“You’re not regulated to one weenie just because he’s nice to you”

“Chaol is like your annual snoozefest” (chaol bby she didn’t mean it)

“Dorian is like your resident man-hoe. He will plough anything in sight.”

“Give me someone who’s probably going to get arrested soon and you got me hooked”

“She came to Adarlan and she came to fuck shit up”

“My people deserve better, you hoe-ass bitch”

“My good sis Nehemia, she got done dirty as fuck.”

“This is Manon. She is a witch and she is really hot […] I would also probably kiss her.” (MOOD)

“He can whoop yo ass, he can whoop yo mamma’s ass, he could whoop everybody’s ass.”

IN CONCLUSION: watch the video 👏 subscribe to this girl’s channel  👏 watch this video too for good measure just because it’s funny as hell  👏THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION 

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YUP!!

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Some lists about Kingdom of Ash

1. Things I refuse to consider but are actually very plausible

Maeve severing the mate bond between Aelin and Rowan (she made one up, she could probably break one)

Fenrys dying to save Aelin or let her escape

Gavriel sacrificing himself for Aedion and dying in his son’s arms

Cairn violating Aelin in ways that not even Endovier dared to (I’m not going to write it out, it’s too painful)

Maeve forcing a Valg princess into Aelin

When Rowan finds Aelin, her eyes are black

Yrene thinking that she meant nothing to Aelin because Lysandra!Aelin doesn’t remember her

Asterin or any of the Thirteen Yeilding to save Manon

Manon Yeilding to save Dorian

Chaol dying for Dorian

Anyone having to actually die to forge the lock instead of finding a way around i

Evangeline or Abraxos dying

Lysandra crying when she meets Falkan

Sartaq or Nesryn taking the killing blow for the other

Fenrys or Connall having to betray each other in any way

Elide losing any of the people she loves again

Vernon trying to shackle Elide again, whether literally or figuratively

Rowan being forced to watch Aelin being tortured or vice versa

Valg in Aelin’s body torturing Rowan (or Elide or anybody)

Someone being pregnant and dying or losing their baby daddy

Aelin almost dying, seeing Sam, Nehemia, her parents, and everyone she has lost and they tell her to go back

2. Things that might be possible and make me happy to think about

Rowaelin reunion

Rowan and Aelin acknowledging the mate bond to each other

Lysandra meeting Falkan and finally finding her family

Aedion forgiving Gavriel

Dorian and Chaol’s reunion

Maeve being secretly on the good side and helping Aelin take down Erawan

Fenrys killing Maeve

Rowan killing Cairn

The whole cadre being free of the blood oath

Aedion swearing the blood oath to Aelin

Yrene uniting with the real Aelin

Ansel and Manon interactions

Elide forgiving Lorcan

Lorcan redemption arc

Nesryn and Sartaq continuously being badasses

Lysandra and Aedion finally getting together

Manon killing her grandmother

Erawan perishing

The gods finally giving them a freaking break

Aelin resting and healing

Nox

The Fae overthrowing Maeve

Aelin being crowned rightful Queen of Terrasen

Feel free to add on to either list

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We all are screaming Deans

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