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that one kid who's literally just called "Clueless" like that's his entire full government name

I could take the how to train your dragon books like 30% more seriously if the characters had normal names but no the writer of the books that fundamentally shaped my values and defined my childhood named her characters stuff like Fishlegs. Squidface the Terrible. Snotface Snotlout. Chucklehead. Literally Hiccup

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more httyd art

based on the first scene in book one. DEATH OR GLORY!!

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(evil sappho voice) everyone is going to forget us actually. nobody in any other time is going to know who the fuck you were. idiot

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the actual original fragments of sappho’s poetry never fail to reduce me to an absolute mess. it’s actually ridiculous how much of a hold she has on me. this woman writes three (3) words and i’m foaming at the mouth and keeling over

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Watching and Dreaming doodles cause im 🥺🥰

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i know there's people saying if you have procrastination issues you should really work on them so you don't fuck yourself over but unfortunately the universe keeps letting me get away with it scot-free every single time and for as long as that's happening i will keep doing it. may the world continue holding me like a baby

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i can’t remember if this is canon or not but if the first people in the demon realm were humans who just wandered over there somehow a really long time ago, im curious as to how the pointy ears evolved. was it evolutionarily advantageous to be able to hear better?? i can imagine maybe so in a world with so much more immediate danger than the human realm. or maybe it’s a wonky side effect from exposure to magic

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i’ve talked with other people who agree about this and sometimes i wonder why we like the first hunger games book the most - why i’m so drawn to the drama and storytelling in it, why it just seems more engaging to me. and then i think about the concept of it - how essentially right up until the end all they do is survive and we see it from katniss’ pov so for 90% of the book we are in the arena. reading it feels like watching a movie, and a very well-directed one at that. it’s excellent entertainment; it’s dramatic, it’s romantic, it’s just the kind of storytelling an audience craves. and then im like oh. ohhhhhhh

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i know the fanon is that annie wasn’t a career and just didn’t have anyone to volunteer for her but i actually think she’s more interesting as a career tbh. she trained her whole life, she volunteered, she saw her tribute partner get beheaded and the trauma was so strong it changed her forever. that’s it, that’s the post.

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U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ....calm down queen nothing's happening.......yet

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Liar liar pants on fire

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Based on a meme

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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

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*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

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the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

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