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yes I did get him

this is probably the only good thing to happen today

THE DRAGAPULT PLUSH IS FINALLY BACK IN STOCK IVE BEEN LEGITIMATELY WAITING FOR LIKE OVER 3 YEARS.

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update: bought a new phone cause it was cheaper to do that than to replace the screen, and turned in my papers.

broke my phone screen and have two papers due tonight. how's everyone else doing?

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broke my phone screen and have two papers due tonight. how's everyone else doing?

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Why do leaves turn colors before they fall off the tree

The color a leaf turns is an indicator to how the leaf died:

Red- Old age

Orange- Mafia hit

Yellow- Vehicular manslaughter (non-alcohol-related)

Brown- Eaten by bugs

Tan- Syphilis

White- Consumed by fungi

Black- Burned for heresy

Crosshatched black and white- A Gorey death of ennui

Purple- Poisoned by the Queen of Thorns

Beet-Leaf Chartreuse- Said "Beet Chartreuse" three times

Clear- That was not a leaf, the tree was learning glass blowing

Green- Electrocution and/or drug overdose

Candy vermilion with gold glitter- Pride

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THE DRAGAPULT PLUSH IS FINALLY BACK IN STOCK IVE BEEN LEGITIMATELY WAITING FOR LIKE OVER 3 YEARS.

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why am I just finding out about "Old Dry Keith"? I want to try his sandwich

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The child

ok so do I get the mimikyu plush or the hisuian zorua plush? both are very fuzzy. I'm debating both. I'm leaning towards hisuian zorua but I'm unsure.

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mother doesn't like the opossum ornament

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Well he should be coming later today!

ok so do I get the mimikyu plush or the hisuian zorua plush? both are very fuzzy. I'm debating both. I'm leaning towards hisuian zorua but I'm unsure.

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RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN NO ONE ELSE NO ONE ELSE CAN SPEAK THE WORDS ON YOUR LIPS DRENCH YOURSELF IN WORDS UNSPOKEN LIVE YOURSELF WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN TODAY IS WHEN YOUR BOOK BEGINS THE REST IS STILL UNWRITTENNN

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sex

YOU OWE ME 5000 BONES.

YOU HAVE 2 DAYS.

IF YOU DO NOT PROVIDE, I WILL FIND YOU.

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If you want your furby edited or have any quote suggestions feel free to send me an ask or DM!

Furby source: @isopods-in-my-mouth

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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ok so do I get the mimikyu plush or the hisuian zorua plush? both are very fuzzy. I'm debating both. I'm leaning towards hisuian zorua but I'm unsure.

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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HES HERE AND SO LARGE

I'm very excited for my large oshawott plush. he should be here soon and I need that comfort from the lil guy. it's apparently life-size.