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why are there so many different candy canes now? what happened to just peppermint candy canes? why are there jello flavored candy canes? why?

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god i hate mystra so much.

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has anyone else noticed that it becomes harder to hide that you’re weird about intimacy once you’re over 25

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there literally has to be something coded into shadowheart’s coding or whatever to literally make her miss most attacks.

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someone just walked past me in the same flannel my ex stole from me in the breakup

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chatting with people in concert lines is always so fun

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everyone should have to work in a hypermarket at least once in their lives. bc the experience of suffering from department store hell & grocery store hell at the same time really is an experience

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also idk if i’m ever going to finish a bg3 playthrough. i have 531.3 hours on the game according to the steam app & i only started playing the game back in august. the farthest i got was with my oathbreaker durge. i gave up on him bc i got stuck in the house of hope. to this day he is my only durge to make it to level 12

i had originally told myself that i wouldn’t mod bg3 until i finished a full vanilla playthrough, but im honestly tired of juggling party members to complete everyone’s story and i don’t like having to go through everyone’s spellbooks & character sheets to figure out who is best to bring into a fight. why can’t i bring everyone everywhere?

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i had originally told myself that i wouldn’t mod bg3 until i finished a full vanilla playthrough, but im honestly tired of juggling party members to complete everyone’s story and i don’t like having to go through everyone’s spellbooks & character sheets to figure out who is best to bring into a fight. why can’t i bring everyone everywhere?

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my father’s apartment isn’t a real place. it’s nothing but relics of my childhood home, a fridge full of just various sauces & diet soda, and two pictures of me at 18 years old where i look totally different bc it was just before i realized i was trans & was at my most feminine.

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remember when you used to look stuff up and the first result was always wikipedia :(

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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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my durge can do too much this playthrough. his hotbar is a mess. this idiot has too many actions

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i feel possessed and it’s bc i’m working in the grocery store i work at

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i am working in the grocery store on halloween and i am losing my mind. and i doubt i even had one to begin with

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happy halloween! may a vampire bite you tonight

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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there