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SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

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NO WAY

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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'The King?' said Sam. 'What king, and who is he?' 'The King of Gondor and Lord of the Western Lands,' said Gandalf; 'and he has taken back all his ancient realm. He will ride soon to his crowning, but he waits for you.'

Gandalf once again being a Top Notch Troll by leaving out the most important piece of information.

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i wish they invented a sleep that didn’t last time

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I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?

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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:

primary schoolers

random nonathletic adults

olympians

olympians roided and doped up to the max

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the thing that bothers me about dragon riders is that the dragon absolutely does not have to let you climb on its back. your ability to 'ride' the dragon is entirely dependent on the dragon allowing you to do that. it could fly just fine without you sitting there. which means you are not a dragon rider, not really. that beast is not your pet. you're the dragon's pet. you're its trophy wife.

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my and @ratterwolf's d&d characters <3 a family can be a death cult survivor and a pyromaniac girl from another dimension

portfolio / instagram / commissions

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does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

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It's so funny seeing someone you used to be in love with and like. You still like them but with distance you have to really look at yourself like...what did I see in you then because I'm not seeing it now.

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A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

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I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.

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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes