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SECRETS OF THE CLANS, SERVER-WIDE OPENING

Art done by our member Car! -> Carnationcarnivore ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ⊹ ⊹ ┊ ┊ ┊ ★ ┊ ⊹ ┊ ☆ ┊ ★ ⊹ ☆

Applications will be opening soon! ⭐ Our next open period begins February 28th and will come to a close on March 23rd! ★ ( Our server runs on EST time! ) We'll be letting people into the server on the weekends, you may come hangout in the waiting room in the meantime!

Secrets of the Clans is a 15+ Discord-based semi-literate Warrior Cats RP based in the Forest Territories with the Original Four Clans! With over 200 members, we offer a realistic and genuine warrior cats experience through our unique TTRPG-inspired systems!

What we offer

★ —❗ A Quiz-based Clan assigning system!

☆ — 💗 Safe & Welcoming Community!

★ — ⭐ Easy to learn skills system with a custom bot!

☆ — 🌈 Very LGBTQ+ Friendly!

★ — 🍖 Freshkill Pile tracking!

☆ — 🐣 Custom litters rolled accurately!

★ — 🩹 One-of-a-kind Healing & Injury system!

☆ — 🏆 Fight for disputed territory with our Brawling system!

★ — ✨ Unique lore for each Clan created by members!

If you have any questions about our server, send in an ask! Otherwise, go ahead and join our waiting room!

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I think the internet as a whole needs to ask themselves one simple question when they see a video.

Why was the camera filming.

There are so many videos that seem real, but when you realize the camera was already filming with a great angle, you can see that it's all staged.

Yes, there are dash cams, security footage, people accidentally filming real things happening. But so many are just staged!! And no one in the notes takes the camera preparation into consideration!

This is 2024, you need to know how to spot bots lying to you, but also humans lying to you.

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name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

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Kissing him

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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady

Us: speak only limited German

Lady: barely speaks English

Us:

Lady:

Lady: Czech? Slovak?

Us: Czech

Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right

Lady: understand Yugoslavian?

Us:

Us: yeah that works

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love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."

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Red Junglefowl (Gallus gallus) male, family Phasianidae, order Galliformes, fling across the river at Pasir Ris Park, Singapore

photographs by Philip Chua

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The master's touch...

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Reblog if you're a writer who re-reads their own work for funsies.

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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Some fanart for a bunch of comics I’ve been really into lately!

@thewhalesheart, @vespidclan, @ashpaw-is-alone, @jumalanpelko, @the-exiled-comic, @barrenclan, @nanistar, @jayrockin, @bogcreacher, @thebayclans, @goldenshrikecomic, @wavesalwayscrash, @ihopesocomic

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An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.